Subj : Coven Pecking Order
To   : All
From : Rachel L. Akers
Date : Fri Jan 19 2001 10:02 pm

Don't think I've posted this in a while <evil grin>



High Priest: Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful
             than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks
             on water and dictates policy to God.

3rd Degree Initiate : Leaps short buildings in a single bound, more poweful
                      than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding
                      bullet, walks on water...if the sea is calm and talks
                      to God.

2nd Degree Initiate : Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable
                      winds, is faster than a BB, more powerful than a railroad
                      hand-car, walks on water in a swimming pool and talks to
                      God...if a special request is approved.

1st Degree Initiate : Clears a small hut, loses the race with a locomotive,
                      can fire a speeding bullet, swims well and is
                      occasionally addressed by God.

Neophyte : Runs into small buildings, recognizes a locomotive two out of
           three times, frequently wets self with a water pistol, can do
           the doggy paddle and mostly mumbles to animals.

High Priestess : Lifts tall buildings to walk under them, kicks locomotives off
                 the track, catches speeding bullets in her teeth and freezes
                 water with a single glance. SHE *IS* GOD.

--- Msged/2 4.00
 * Origin: Elfwhere - The POINTy eared POINT (3:640/531.2379)

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