Subj : Merger                      <very evil grin>
To   : Rachel L. Akers
From : Moebius
Date : Fri Jan 12 2001 08:43 am

The Moon was red, making Rachel L. Akers ask All, "Is this a bad sign?"

 RLA>         Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and
 RLA>         acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference
 RLA>         that Christmas and Chanukah will merge. An industry source
 RLA>         said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300
 RLA>         years, ever since the rise of the Muslim Empire.

<SNIP!>

 RLA>    Rai running _very_ fast...

The advice letter you cross-posted compensated for this one, but just
barely.  You're forgiven...for the moment.

Moebius, who preferred the FBI raid on the North Pole.

.... Old dinosaurs never die...as long as an asteroid ain't around...


--- Spot 1.3b Unregistered
 * Origin: Remember the Rule of Three: Three to one's bad odds (1:3613/1275.12)

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