Subj : War To : Larry Eggers From : ceri@twmba.net Date : Thu Jul 14 2005 05:14 pm From: "Rai" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gidday Goodlooking R>> "That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic R>> surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener R>> dog." LE> That's a good one!! Yep had me giggling for a while.... & while on the topic... Medieval Pickup Lines: *Hey, Princess, you wouldn`t happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you? *Been there, slain that. *Your hovel or mine? *Pestilence makes the heart go wander. *I like the cut of your jib. *You won`t believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you...the fate of England depends is on it!! *C`mon, sweetie...Didn`t your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away. *A day just wouldn`t be complete without a Knight. *Milady, it`s not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within. Rai --- Time does not heal untreated wounds!! --- * Origin: TransNet Gateway 2.11+ 1111 (3:640/1010) .