Subj : A Pagan in Heaven - Humour To : All From : ceri@twmba.net Date : Fri Nov 21 2003 04:49 pm From: Ceri ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Still thinking of this one.... A PAGAN IN HEAVEN A recently departed pagan gentleman finds himself at the pearly gates of heaven with St Peter standing there in front of him, he says to Peter hey man I am a pagan I should not be here, please direct me to summerlands - St Peter replies sorry but we just bought Summerlands and we are doing extensive renovations there at present, the pagan man says to Peter then where do I go? Well says St peter you cannot come in here you will have to go down and stay in hell for a while, the pagan ask for the directions to hell St Peter gives the directions - As the pagan gentleman reaches his appointed destination he notes the beauty of the place lush green rolling hills, beautiful valley's, water falls and children frolicking with dogs and riding horses in all merriment, as he approaches the entrance he encounters a very good looking and dapper man who says hi how are you - you must be the pagan guy St Peter rang me about, he then shakes the pagans hand and tells him he is Satan, yep I am that pagan of which you speak was the reply, the pagan still very puzzled enquires well where do I go what do I do? Satan instructs him of the golf course the many exclusive bars, the extensive entertainment and points to him a beautiful mansion house says and that is the Pagan Meeting House, then all of a sudden a very dark grey cloud hovers overhead, beneath this cloud a great chasm opens up in the earth, all with the smell of sulpher and the feel of unbearable heat, the cloud then opens up and from that cloud lots of tortured souls fall and they fall straight into that great chasm in the earth which snaps shut when the last soul is thrown, the pagan looking on awestruck asks Satan hey man what the *** was that? Satan replied with one raised eyebrow, oh them do not worry about it, they're christians and they would not have it any other way. -- = = = = = = = = = = = = = Ceridwen is a default net alias Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. --- * Origin: TransNet Gateway 2.11+ 1111 (3:640/1010) .