Subj : Re: Not often quoted bits
To   : Richa5011
From : BrewMaster
Date : Fri Oct 10 2003 08:18 am

From: "BrewMaster" <someone@somewhere.org>


"Richa5011" <richa5011@aol.com> wrote in message 
news:20031010020149.24488.00000113@mb-m18.aol.com...
> <<I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie
> down.  Evidently, you can either hit them with the book...>>
>
> "...or you can shoot them just here above the beak..."
>
> "Ooohh  Mrs. Essence flushed hers down the loo"
>
> Capt. W. E. Johns, Mrs.

"I hear they breed in the sewers.

Then you get great big flocks of soiled budgies flying out of the lavatories 
and invading peoples personal freedoms."


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Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against 
pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good 
enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking 
home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of 
loganberries,don't come crying to me!

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