Subj : Re: Question about Monty Python scene (which episode) To : ch From : Guilbert Date : Wed Aug 31 2005 08:38 pm From: "Guilbert" This is a sketch from episode 28 (second show of third series) where Mrs Niggerbaiter explodes. Two ladies are sitting by the fire looking at a photo album. Mrs Nigger-Baiter Oh, yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father. Mrs S D'you think so, Mrs Nigger-Baiter? Mrs Nigger-Baiter Oh yes, spitting image. The door opens. The son comes in. Son Good afternoon, mother. Good afternoon, Mrs Nigger-Baiter. Mrs Nigger-Baiter Ooh, he's walking already! Mrs S Yes, he's such a clever little boy, aren't you? Coochy coochy coo . . . Mrs Nigger-Baiter Hello, coochy coo... Mrs S Hello, hello... (they chuck him under the chin) Mrs Nigger-Baiter Oochy coochy. (the son smiles a little tight smile) Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh? Does he talk Does he talk, eh? Son Of course I talk, I'm Minister for Overseas Development. Mrs Nigger-Baiter Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy. (gets out a rattle) Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it ... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs eh... oo... he's got a tubby tum-tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum-tum. Son (whilst Mrs Nigger-Baiter is talking) Mother, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. Sound of an explosion out of vision. Cut to reveal Mrs Nigger-Baiter's chair charred and smoking. Mrs Nigger-Baiter is no longer there. The upholstery is smouldering gently. Mrs S Oh, Mrs Nigger-Baiter's exploded. Son Good thing, too. Mrs S She was my best friend. Son Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day. Mrs S Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. --- BBBS/NT v4.01 Flag-5 * Origin: FidoNet MONTE <--> alt.fan.monty-python (1:379/45) .