Subj : Slim Shady To : Tom Laermans From : Johan Westerlinck Date : Thu Jul 20 2000 05:29 pm Hey Tom, Here you go... Slim Shady Online - The Real Slim Shady Lyrics May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real slim shady please stand up I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up we're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you're never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door and started whoppin her ass worse than before they first were divorced throwing her over furniture ahhh! It's the return of the... awe wait no way you're kidding he didn't just say what I think he did, did he? and Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement feminist women love Eminem chicka chicka chicka slim shady "I'm sick of him" "look at him" "walkin around grabbin his 'you know what'" "flippin the you know who" "yeah but he's so cute though" yeah I prolly gotta coupla screws up in my head loose but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedrooms sometimes I wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss and that's the message we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is of course they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade they got the discovery channel don't they we ain't nothin but mammals well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like animals but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then they'res no reason that a man and another man can't elope but if you feel like I feel I got the antidote women wet your panty hose sing the chorus and it goes I'm slim shady Yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shady's are just imitating so won't the real slim shady please stand up please stand up please stand up cuz I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shady's are just imitating so won't the real slim shady please stand up please stand up please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records well I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too you think I give a damn about a Grammy? half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me "but slim, what if you win? wouldn't it be weird?" why, so you guys can just lie to get me here? so you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Christian Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah I think he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe" I said download to audio on mp3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you and they'res a million of us just like me who cuss like me who just don't give a fuck like me who dress like me who walk talk and act like me it might just might be the next best thing but not quite me I'm slim shady Yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shady's are just imitating so won't the real slim shady please stand up please stand up please stand up cuz I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shady's are just imitating so won't the real slim shady please stand up please stand up please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen too cuz I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room the only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false to sugar coat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valumes it's funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens and I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin and every single person is a slim shady lurking I could be working at Burger King spitin on your onion rings or in the parking lot circlin screamin "I don't give a fuck" with his windows down and his system up so would the real shady please stand up and put one of those fingers on each hand up and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time as loud you can how does it go? I'm slim shady Yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shady's are just imitating so won't the real slim shady please stand up please stand up please stand up cuz I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shady's are just imitating so won't the real slim shady please stand up please stand up please stand up repeat chorus 3x hah guess they'res a slim shady in all of us fuck it let's all stand up Bye... Johan TL> Hi All ... TL> Does anyone have the lyrics for "Will the real slim shady TL> please stand up" by Eminem? Thanks! TL> [Email: tom.laermans@powersource.cx] TL> [ICQ: #12120754] TL> +++ Linux Uptime: 6h20m, 2 users, load average: 1.33, 1.17, 1.11 --- * Origin: TomS (2:292/624.73) .