Subj : New lurker in the echo To : Patrick Vittori From : Heather Lennox Date : Mon Aug 25 2003 10:11 pm -=>> Quoting George Pope to Patrick Vittori <=- PV>> Know anyone who has cat tags? I needs some more. PV>> Especially the "Cat Rule #xxx" ones. I want to make sure I PV>> don't offend my master anymore than I already have. GP>> Actually, cats are excellent at domesticating people. GP>> Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. GP>> Bad or Missing Mouse Driver, Skin the Cat ? _ Cats GP>> *are* smarter than dogs! Eight cats won't pull a sled. Cats GP>> know how we feel. They don't really care, but they know. GP>> Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art. GP>> Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? GP>> If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right. PV> 88 PV> ROTFLOL!!! Oh dear, this is going to take a bit to merge into PV> the collection Heather sent. When I originally posted the PV> message I -thought- I had a good collection of taglines. PV> Since the size of the collection is now over 2600 taglines PV> and _growing_, I think I need another harddrive. PV> Thanks for the contributions! Here's some more... "Here, kitty, kitty" Said the 150 pound canary. "You mean that's the Klingon version of A KITTY-CAT !?!" 200 pound parrot: "HERE KITTY, KITTY..." =^..^=... here kitty kitty... Aquarium = Kitty Boob Tube. Bureaucat: A kitty who sleeps on your undies. CAT SCAN: SEARCHING FOR KITTY -Dog CAT SCAN: Searching for kitty CAT scan: Searching for a kitty. Cat Problem: "Here kitty kitty!" gets annoying. Cat Scan: Searching for kitty. Cat Scan: Searching for kitty. Cat scan -- searching for kitty Catolick: A religiously clean kitty... Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAT SCAN: SEARCHING FOR KITTY Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAT SCAN: Searching for a lost kitty Come to McKitty's: Home of the Fried Catnip Burger. (Monica "Catwoman") Come to McKitty's: Home of the fried Catnip Burger. {Catwoman} Coming at you with the force of ten billion kitty sneezes. ERROR #0521: KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver. ERROR! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver. Heeerrree Kitty Kitty Kitty... THWOCK! Here kitty, kitty. Let's see if you're aerodynamic. Home of the Superconducting Kitty Collider. I am Kittycat of Borg. We will assimilate your dangly things. I'd love to, but I have to go to court for kitty littering. If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter? If you throw a cat out a car window, is it kitty litter? KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has killed the MOUSE driver KITTY.CAT virus found, MOUSE.COM deleted! Kilrathi S.O.S.: Here kitty, kitty, kitty...here Kitty Cat Use #126: Torch when soaked in fuel oil Kitty Cat Use #236: Wind Sock at Kennedey Airport Kitty Cat Use #236: Wind Sock at Kennedy Airport Kitty Cat Use #236: Wind Sock at Mascot Airport Kitty Cat Use #772: Shish-ka-kitty at picnics Kitty Cats .. The Purrs of Life! Kitty Cats: Furry, peaceful emotion raisers Kitty Litter: Thowing cats out a car window Kitty Litter: Throwing cats out a car window Kitty Wells = where cats go to drink Kitty cats: The purrs of life. Kitty kitty where are my babies, come to mama... vittles... Kitty litter: Throwing the cat out the window Kitty porn: Dial 1-900-976-CATS for a purrfectly meowvelous time! Kitty-Q!, Kitty-Q! Don't hog all the A-1 with catnip!! Mornings are a gamble for me...I have to get up and feed the kitty My cat got kitty-litter in my floppy drives. Never, *ever* say "Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty" to a Kzin. Nine-bladed lawnmower? Here kitty.... No, Kitty... my chest is _not_ your personal seat! Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing. Purrson: A male kitty. Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty. Sexpot - last kitty in a strip poker game. So she told me it's either her or the cat. Nice kitty... Take Barney to the zoo and let him play with the big kitty cats. Tear Your Hair Out #1: "Kittycat just ate the mouse!" There she was just a purrin next to me: Do wa kitty kitty dum kitty do There she was just a purring next to me: Do wa kitty kitty dum kitty do Wanna scare a cat lover? Poop in the kitty litter box. Fatal System Error: A)bort, R)etry, H)ug kitty? Kitty Zen: The slow mouse gathers no grain. To know my kitty is to know eternal laughter. Gritty Kitty Litter -- Stays Crunchy Even In Milk! HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death! Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...SPROINGGGGGGGG How long did it take you to get kitty off the ceiling? =(*!*)= My cat's name is, 'Winky, The One Eyed Wonder Kitty' My little kitty has grown up into a gray tubby..... Playing with a ball of yarn, kitty? Hey...where's the spaghetti? --- * Origin: Hairless Girls Meets The Rock BBS. Kinky...!!! (3:772/100.10) .