Subj : Vilest Pun of 2005
To   : JOHNJWILSON
From : LEE LOFASO
Date : Tue Aug 02 2005 11:00 pm

Hello John,

>LL>Here is the winning pun, by Sen. Jay Dardenne -

>LL>"Falcon was her name and she was quite the bird of prey, sashaying
>LL>past her adolescent admirers from one anchor store to another, past
>LL>the kiosks where earrings longed to lie upon her lobes and
>LL>sunglasses hoped to nestle on her nose, seemingly the beginning of a
>LL>beautiful friendship with whomsoever caught the eye of the mall
>LL>tease, Falcon." - by Sen. Jay Dardenne

>LL>For those who did not win this year's contest, there is always next
>LL>year...

JO>Lessee, Humphrey Bogart wanting to get away from everything
JO>thing that reminded him of Washington D.C., decided to goto
JO>to...ulp...Casa....ulp!...BLANCA???

To win the contest, your prose has to be truly bad.  I mean,
really despicable.  And that means you have a lot of work to do...

Here are all the categories of the contest -

*Overall Winner
*Runner-Up
*Grand Panjandrum's Special Award
*Adventure
*Children's Literature
*Dark and Stormy Night
*Detective
*Fantasy Fiction
*Historical Fiction
*Purple Prose
*Romance
*Science Fiction
*Spy
*Vile Puns
*Western
*Miscellaneous Dishonorable Mentions

Remember, the deadline is April 15, almost a year away,
for the 2006 awards...

--Lee


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