Subj : Annual Check-in
To   : Angus McLeod
From : Rocko
Date : Thu Sep 22 2005 09:55 pm

  Re: Annual Check-in
  By: Angus McLeod to Rocko on Wed Sep 21 2005 11:39 am

 > Don't be embarassed.  Janitorial work is honest work!

I'm not good enough at Spanish to pass off as one.  And if you looked at my
living arrangements, they would hardly reflect a good janitorial ethic.

 > I got a relative lives in TX somewhere.  Can't remember where.  Dalton?  
 > Houstas?

If you don't know then the default answer is San Marcos.  Everybody has
relatives there somehow.  Or if you meant "Houston," for the next few days its
name has been changed to "The Gulf of Mexico."

 > 	1) Get a girlfriend.
 > 	2) Let her keep your prick in her handbag.

Yeah I took care of that too.  She is getting her MS in Women's Studies at UT
Austin.  I'm pretty sure it's a real girlfriend; this one didn't grow out of
one of the spores I shed every spring--unlike the last few.  She also doesn't
deflate when put against sharp objects.

 > I love you too!

Ewww Caribbean Cooties.

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