Subj : Haliburton
To   : All
From : Finnigann
Date : Wed Sep 14 2005 11:15 pm

 * Originally in: TV-NET Farscape
 * Originally on: 09-14-05 19:45
 * Originally by: Nick
 * Originally to: alt.tv.farscape

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

HOUSTONuOn Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government 
contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased disaster 
victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are proud to serve the 
government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources from 
the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's 
president. "The gold we recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be 
used to make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips, inflation-proof 
A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches."


ATF is such a fun group...
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