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From : Finnigann
Date : Sat Sep 24 2005 08:23 am



>
>Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together
>and discussing surgeries they had performed.
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>One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
>lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later
>he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
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>One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both
>arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later
>he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
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>The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
>Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
>rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
>All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
>Now he's president of the United States."
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Now THAT'S entertainment!!



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  ³ "We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology,
  ³  in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology."
  ³                    - Carl Sagan
  ³


.... "Bother" said Pooh, as his ass caught fire..
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