Subj : Racing - - -
To   : Daemon
From : Finnigann
Date : Wed Aug 31 2005 10:31 pm

-=> Daemon wrote to Angus McLeod <=-

 Da>   Re: Movies
 Da>   By: Angus McLeod to All on Wed Aug 31 2005 02:01 am

 > The Dukes of Hazard
 > ===================
 > This was one very crappy movie.  Award-winningly bad performances from
 > virtually every member of the cast, even Burt Reynolds.  But particularly
 Da>                                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 Da>   *scratches head*  This was a surprise?

 > Jessica Simpson -- well, somebody better tell her that sort of big-hair
 > went out with Farrah.  BTW, she was supposed to be a hot piece of ass?

 Da>   I seriously don't get that, either.


Well If I had all of Angus' options. I would kick her out of bed too.



 > This is a movie that sort of gives some reason for the fact that Americans
 > think that a race is exactly 1/4 mile long, with no curves or bends.  And

 Da>   Um...  Not ALL of us. :)  In fact, some of us think driving in a
 Da> circle over and over and over again  similarly disqualifies the act as
 Da> a "race" rather than who can hold their foot and steering wheel most
 Da> steady for tye longest time (I swear, all NASCAR is is a painfully-long
 Da> competition to see which redneck can stay sober the longest, punctuated
 Da> by fireballs of high-grade gasoline at too infrequent intervals).

 Da>   I rather like cross-country, off-road kind of races where there's
 Da> some actual skill involved to even make it to the finish line.  And
 Da> without "pit stops" where the car gets pretty much rebuilt at will.


Some Americans think a good race lasts for days and courses all around France's
country side.

.... For all things, there is a first time. - L. Nimoy as the character Spock
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