Subj : Movies
To   : Angus McLeod
From : Daemon
Date : Wed Aug 31 2005 06:26 pm

  Re: Movies
  By: Angus McLeod to All on Wed Aug 31 2005 02:01 am

 > The Dukes of Hazard
 > =================== 
 > This was one very crappy movie.  Award-winningly bad performances from 
 > virtually every member of the cast, even Burt Reynolds.  But particularly 
                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  *scratches head*  This was a surprise?

 > Jessica Simpson -- well, somebody better tell her that sort of big-hair 
 > went out with Farrah.  BTW, she was supposed to be a hot piece of ass?  

  I seriously don't get that, either.

 > Her face looked as synthetic as her tits, and...  Ok, ok, I'd do her, but 
 > only because I'm feeling horny and only if she *swore* not to speak a 
 > single word, and get out *immediately* after I was done!  Pass on this 
 > message to Jessica for me someone:  Your ass don't look that hot!

  lol  Noted.  If I find her email address or what-not in cruising the web,
I'll pass along your regards.  Seriously.  I feel the same way.  "Jessica's
lost weight!"  "She's lost weight again!!"  "She's not as fat anymore!" 
Puh-LEASE.

 > This is a movie that sort of gives some reason for the fact that Americans 
 > think that a race is exactly 1/4 mile long, with no curves or bends.  And 

  Um...  Not ALL of us. :)  In fact, some of us think driving in a circle over
and over and over again  similarly disqualifies the act as a "race" rather than
who can hold their foot and steering wheel most steady for tye longest time (I
swear, all NASCAR is is a painfully-long competition to see which redneck can
stay sober the longest, punctuated by fireballs of high-grade gasoline at too
infrequent intervals). 

  I rather like cross-country, off-road kind of races where there's some actual
skill involved to even make it to the finish line.  And without "pit stops"
where the car gets pretty much rebuilt at will.



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