Subj : This could be heaven...
To   : All
From : Finnigann
Date : Mon Jul 25 2005 07:49 pm




    Place: Hell

    One day in the _future_,  Present Gorge Bush has a heart-attack and dies.
    He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

    "I don't know what to do here," says the devil.

    "You are on my list, but have no room for you.

    You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to
    do.

    I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.

    I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

    I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

    Gorge thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door
    to the first room.

    In it, was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water.

    He kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and
    over he dove in and surfaced with nothing.

    Such was his fate in hell.

    "No," Gorge said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I
    don't think I could do that all day long."

    The devil led him to the door of the next room.

    In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All
    he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

    "No, this is no good, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I
    would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all
    day," commented Gorge.

    The devil opened a third door.

    Through it, Gorge  saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms
    tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose.

    Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

    Gorge looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
    man, I can handle this."

    The devil smiled and said . . . . . . . . . (This is priceless)






    "OK, Monica, you're free to go".



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