Subj : Re: Unemployment
To   : Angus McLeod
From : Finnigann
Date : Mon Jul 25 2005 11:39 am

-=> Angus McLeod wrote to All <=-

 AM> Joe's small buainess simply wasn't as profitable as he would have
 AM> liked. No matter how he looked at the books, it seemed he'd have
 AM> to lay someone off.  He narrowed the field down two employees --
 AM> Jack or Jill.  But no matter how he racked his brains, he
 AM> couldn't decide which of those two it would be.  So finally, he
 AM> decided to let the choice of who was laid off be made randomly.

 AM> He positioned himself where he could see the water cooler, and
 AM> told himself that the first to take a drink of water, be it jack
 AM> or Jill, would be the one that he laid off.

 AM> Jill had been out boozing the night before, so it wasn't long
 AM> before she approached the water cooler.  Taking two aspirin from
 AM> her pocket, she began to fill a paper cup.  Joe approached, and
 AM> began to talk to her in a sorrowful, but determined voice.

 AM> "Jill, I have decided that I will have to either lay you or Jack
 AM> off...."

 AM> "Oh, please," interrupted Jill, "Would you mind Jacking off?  I
 AM> have a headache and don't feel for a lay right now....."



I was sure there was going to be a pail of something in this...


Alternate PL:  Jill: You go today, I'll F*ck you tomorrow.
[But I ain't got no 145 iq]


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