Subj : Todays Oxymoron
To   : All
From : Databat
Date : Thu Jul 21 2005 08:09 pm

Today's Oxymoron, Rush Hour Traffic.

Rush-Ower - You count down the last few seconds on the time clock,
punch out, run accross the parking lot at break neck speeds.  After fiddling
with the buckle for a few seconds, you quickly give up and just tie it in a
knot around you, crank it up, spin tires, and hurridly make your way to the
main roads.  You make your turn onto the highway on ramp, speed up to 70MPH,
then slam on breaks and gawk at the line of traffic.  You spoon down your car
windows, as your air conditioning doesn't work, and even if you didn you
wouldn't be able to afford it, so you sit there, goind down the road at a
blinding 5MPH for 30 miles, sweating bullets.  A wonderful idea, take the
highway with the windows down to cool yourself off before you get home.  An
hour and a half later, you crawl up the steps to your apartment, crash on the
couch, and veg out, only to do it over and over again for the rest of your
life.  Isn't rush hour wonderful?  Fast too....

/sarcasm



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