Subj : The War Has No Clothes
To   : Frank Reid
From : Angus McLeod
Date : Mon Oct 03 2005 08:16 am

  Re: The War Has No Clothes
  By: Frank Reid to Angus McLeod on Mon Oct 03 2005 07:26:00

 >  > Sugar cane and rum seem important enough for you to still be pissed at
 >  > Castro nearly *fifty years* after he nationalized your plantatiopns in
 >  > that country.
 > 
 > No, it was the whores, gambling and rhumba music that we missed.  How's
 > your supply on that island?

We have Kaiso music.  Gambling is not entirely legal.  And there are very 
few whores, because there are always lots of talented amateurs visiting 
from 'up North'.

 > It's probably none of my business when defenseless children are 
 > abducted and subjugated on the streets... But something just wouldn't 
 > feel right about abandoning them.  Life would be so much less messy if 
 > you didn't have to "care" about anyone else.

So Panama, Nicaragua and I-can't-remember-who-all-else are only children 
who should kiss Daddy-Yanqui's arse and be grateful for all his meddling?

 > I did float the expression "ingrateful pissant" earlier, right?  :-)

Yes, to much laughter here.  It's rather suprising how many ingrateful 
pissants there are, around the globe.  Pissants like Korea, and Vietnam.  
Like Nicaragua and Guatemala, and Iraq.  They should be so thankful for 
what you've done for them, and instead, they hate your guts for some 
reason!  

 > Imagine that the "War Against Islamic Extremism" is not an overreaction,
 > but instead a deeply considered approach to an insidious plague that is
 > spreading across the globe.  What would you do?  Just wait and hope it
 > doesn't hit Paradise?

Good thing we didn't have GWB back when we had JFK, because back then 
there was an even BIGGER insidious plague spreading across the globe.  It 
was called "communism" and according to you, America should have attacked 
the USSR, or, if they didn't have the balls for that, some weak-assed 
countries like Korea and Viet....  Oh, wait!

 > Don't forget, de sea en' got nuh back door!  I understand Bali was once
 > a swinging vacation hotspot, too!

Your use of  the phrase "de sea en' got nuh back door!" is not apropriate.  
You probably don't quite understand what it means...

 >  > Your wife?  Gee, I guess I shouldn't have cut out that huge chunk of crap
 >  > without reading it...
 > 
 > Give it a read... It's riveting stuff.  There's intrigue, drama, romance
 > and all the other makings of a major feature film!

You almost had me convinced, until you got to the romance part.  With all 
due respect to your wyf...  Eeeewwwww!


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