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|     PUT THE WHOLE GOPHERSPACE INTO YOUR                                |
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|        * USE THE MARKET LEADER        * INCREASES YOUR STAMINA         |
|        * WILL GET YOU LAID            * EXTENDS YOUR LIFETIME          |
|        * SUPPORTS Y2K                 * CAN USE 64BIT                  |
|        * KNOWS YOU ARE A VIRGIN       * DOES NOT USE RUST              |
|        * CAN BE USED OVER SERIAL      * EVEN SUPPORTS GOPHER           |
|        * WITH EXTRAS                  * ONE C STANDS FOR CHEESE        |
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|        * SUPPORTS NO XML              * NO WARRANTY                    |
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