Dustin Hughes Keyboarding, 2 April 19, 1994 AN ORANGE An orange is a reddish-yellow colored fruit which belongs to the citrus family. They are commonly the same size and shape of a softball, which is spherical. Oranges are a miracle of the orange god, Herbert. Herbert is a nice man. He enjoys children, and has a lot of candy for little boys and girls. He drives a Volkswagon, and lives in Florida. I LIKE Herbert. He is friendly. Friendly is good. So are clouds. Clouds are good. I like clouds. Clouds are my friends. Not like those penguins. I do not like penguins. Penguins are BAD. Bad is not good. I do not like bad. Oranges are good. They are soft, juicy, and tangy. They are textured like Manuel Noriega's face. They are anywhere from orange to red to green in color, much like Ted Kennedy. A peeled orange is wet and soft. It's insides some away in little clumps. Clumps are good. I like clumps. The segments taste like a tangy, juicy piece of candy. Candy is good. I like candy.