Dear Former Player,

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The at MOO Canada, Eh? are a bunch of...
power-mad a**holes
dictators
Nazis
Fascists
Hippocrites
Hippos
Racists
Losers with nothing better to do than pick on their users
Cold-hearted axe-murderers
All of the above
None of the above
I don't know
What's 'a**hole' mean?
They...
@newted me
@toaded me
hoofed me
took away all my quota
yelled at me
made faces at me
called me names like 'completely clueless utter moron'
because...
I thought that they could take an infinite amount of verbal abuse.
I thought it was to okay hack the MOO to try to break it.
Check here if you wish to use the usual, "I was just testing their security for them" excuse.
I love of sound of my voice, and assumed that nobody would object to my constant vulgar shoutings.
I thought that my position as a helper gave me the right to engage in behavior that would get anyone else thrown out.
Check here if "everybody else does it".
I very kindly took the programmer's test for someone.
I gave my blood, sweat, tears, and my left arm to the MOO to make it what it is today, and damn it, it's just a moral outrage that a mad tyrannical dictator can do that to me, and I will spend the rest of my life seeking justice for that perpetrator, this to you I swear!
I really can't tell the difference between VR and RL, and assumed that someone who loves me on the MOO must also love me in RL, which means that it's okay to stalk them and make death threats if they don't return my love.
Check here if you were virtually sexually assaulted.
I was mad at/just broke up with...
my husband/wife,
my boyfriend/girlfriend,
someone who trusted me,
and used their password to log into their character and...
recycle all of their belongings.
obscenely redescribe all of their belongings.
destroy their reputation by breaking every rule I could.
I am really proud of the explicit description I wrote for my genitals, and I assumed that everyone would enjoy the sight of them in public.
Those rules and policies I agreed to when I joined the MOO really only apply to everyone but me.
I tried to show The Wizzen how they were logically inconsistent by calling them "self-absorbed, hypocritical, power-mad little bastards who couldn't code their way out of a paper bag"
I was trying to make the MOO a better place.
I now plan to...
go from MOO to MOO, whining to everyone about how badly I was treated after I got caught.
mail the FBI (who have no jurisdiction on a Canadian Online service) informing them, as a Friend of the Net, that the Asian Mafia have infiltrated the MOO and are currently using it to trade drugs and weapons.
connect as a Guest so I can spam in a fit of rage The Wizzen that newted me, causing me to get toaded and my connection site redlisted.
get a new character from another email address, so I can get back in and resume my obnoxious activities.
    Check here if you plan to wait a couple of weeks, hoping they'll relax their vigilance.
become a guest on The Jerry Springer Show so I can throw chairs.
spend more time in RL

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