## Bitreichcon 2026

Welcome to Bitreichcon 2026!

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Schedule: gophers://bitreich.org/1/con/2026
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IRC:      ircs://irc.bitreich.org:6697/#bitreich-con
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Viewer:   ssh://visitor@bitreich.org
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Audio:    gophers://bitreich.org/9/radio/listen
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Audio Visuals: ssh://radiovisualizer@bitreich.org
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Stats:    gophers://bitreich.org/1/con/2026/stats
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Score:    gophers://bitreich.org/1/con/2026/score
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Hack:     git://bitreich.org/brcon2026-hackathons
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Live Transcription: ssh://radiotranscriptor@bitreich.org
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by

Christoph Lohmann <20h@r-36.net>

## Welcome to Bitreichcon 2026!

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Thanks Anders for hosting us!

## Watch your Step.

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    	   The floor is quiksand!

## Motto

Unmaintainable Complexity

gophers://bitreich.org/9/memecache/filter/amsterdamify-unmaintainable-complexity.mkv

## Schedule

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* 25 Years of Gopher
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* Healthcare Network Protocols
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* GangBAN Gaming
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* Psychoanalysis for Hackers
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* QGIS
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* Physical Hackathons

## Hackathons

Check out

	git://bitreich.org/brcon2026-hackathons

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Join in and win prizes!

Now with HUMAN.md for easy Task description.

## New Ads

gophers://bitreich.org/1/con/2026/ads

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## Code Of Fun

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* We have a Code of Fun.
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* We keep to the universal human rights.
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* We do not cancel people.

## Contacts / Scientific Overview

For any questions, contact Christoph Lohman (20h, __20h__, 20h@r-36.net)

The scientific background of the conference is managed by

	Prof. Bruno Skildgaard
	Faculty of Slow Science
	Aarhus University, Denmark

## Let's start the show.

Have fun!