Subj : Dating apps
To   : AUGUST ABOLINS
From : Rob Mccart
Date : Sat Aug 16 2025 15:25:33

Hey August!

RM> That makes me think of an old joke where a well dressed older man
RM> asks a pretty waitress (or?) if she'd consider sleeping with him
RM> for $10,000..
RM> The young lady somewhat taken aback hesitates.. and then says yes.
RM> The man then says, Okay, how about $10 ?
RM> She says, What?.. No!.. What do you think I am?!??
RM> To which he replies, We have already established that.
RM> Now we are haggling over price...   B)


AA>Oh boy!  And the ultimate winner in that case depends on
  >whether the man spoke to the woman before or after placing the
  >order.   If before, then she probably spit into his food.

Ha, yes.. Obviously it's one of those jokes that have a message
of some sort built into it..  (Everyone has a price?)

A similar one (not intended to make fun of sexual assault cases) went:

A woman comes into a police station and tells the desk sergeant that
she had been sexually assaulted..
The officer asks her when this happened and she says 3 days ago.
He then asks why she waited so long to report it and she replies
she didn't realize it until this morning when his cheque bounced..

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