Subj : a dirty joke from a 4yo b
To   : Mike Powell
From : George Pope
Date : Fri May 31 2024 09:59:02

>> TARZAN FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
>> TARZAN LOSE HIS UNDERWEAR
>> TARZAN SAY, ME NO CARE
>> JANE MAKE ME ANOTHER PAIR!
>> JANE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
>> JANE LOSE HER UNDERWEAR
>> JANE SAY, ME NO CARE
>> TARZAN LIKE ME BETTER BARE!
> You never know what will come out of the mouths of younsters.  ;)

You know it! Where was your obligatory inclusion of funny in the above post?

Well, I'll set the example by providing an ObJoke for this reply:

Q: Why did Jane turn down Tarzan's marriage proposal? A: She knew he was a known swinger.

Jane: I miss England.
Tarzan: Me no understand. You win beauty pageant?

Q: Why did the elephant lie down in the river? A: Because Tarzan said "damnit".

Dad's old one-two combo.
Dad: Hey, why did the elephant paint his balls red?

Me: Umm.. I don't know, why?
Dad: To hide in a cherry tree!
Me: ...

Dad: Okay.. how did Tarzan get killed? Me: sigh I don't know Dad, how?
Dad: Picking cherries!

Facepalms all around by everyone in earshot, and Dad would know that he had  done well.

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