X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: fbb9d,797610ddaecc1dd4,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfbb9d,public From: pixel8ed@netcom.com (Diane Wenner) Subject: [Picture] A Compedium of ASCII Insults Date: 1996/09/09 Message-ID: X-Deja-AN: 179522011 sender: bertino@netcom18.netcom.com organization: NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 261-4700 guest) newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Here are all the insults I have collected. These are some of the most treasured ascii art works on the Internet. Unfortunately, few artists have been identified. If anyone has an insult I don't have, I would love to receive it. 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It usually means that the person doing the plonk has just killfiled whoever got plonked." Wotan -- The fleecy cloud may kiss the sky. The rose may kiss the butterfly. The morning dew may kiss the grass. And you my friend may... . . | | j : l / \ / \ Y . Y | | | l "----~Y~----" ! \ | / Y | Y -Row | I | ->Cheeky<- Artist: Rowan Crawford -- ========================================================================== Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser [ ] Fed [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer [ ] Dork [ ] indy.netter [ ] ix.netcom.com er [ ] Pervert [ ] [ ] Me too er [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Spammer [ ] Freak [ ] FLAMENET [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You don't know which group to post in [ ] You suck [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You crossposted [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS [ ] You posted racism shit [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$ [ ] I think you might be a fed To Repent, You Must: [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the f****** FAQ [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] I think your IQ must be 7 [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else [ ] Learn to post or f*** off [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet [ ] All of the above End of Flame. ) ( ( ( ( ) () @@ ) (( ( ( ( )( @@ ( )) ) ( ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()( ( _______ ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ ( ) ) ) < ____) ) ( ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( ) /--| |( o| ( ) ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() ( | > \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( ) | /---------+ (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@( . | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ . . | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ . | \ \----+--\-))) @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. . | |\______|_)))/ . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . . \__========== * . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\ @@@@@@@. . | |-\ \ ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!! @@@@@ . | | \ \ ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(. @. .. . | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). ( |O )( O! @@@@ . ) . | | / / ) ( )). (( .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. . . | | / / () )) )) .( ( ( ) ). ( !! )( !! ) (( )) .. | |_< / ( ) ( ( ) ) (( ) )).) ((/ | ( | \( )) ((. ). ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_ Have a nice day, ========================================================================== Artist unknown --