X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: fbb9d,d913ff7221780101,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfbb9d,public From: "ALDRICH, MARK R" Subject: Line: Cows anyone? Date: 1995/04/04 Message-ID: <3lsjb9$72n@gagme.wwa.com> X-Deja-AN: 100785304 approved: boba@wwa.com sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com organization: ATT newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow Cow laden Same cow Betty Ford-type with milk after milking cow with milk (___) * (___) (___) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * ||,---|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ Bull Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo~~ ~~ ooooooooooooooooo ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the crap a crap crap kicked out of her (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ~~ ~~ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Arriving at Rit After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms ________________________ (__) / \ (oo) ( Meet our great leader! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ # # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ### ### M M OOOO OOOO ### ###### ### MM MM O O O O ####### ####### M M M M O O O O # # M M M O O O O # ### ### # M M O O O O # # # # # # M M OOOO OOOO # # ### # ### # \\ # ### ### # \\ # # \\________ # ######## # \-------- # # ## ## # # # # # # ######### # # #### # # ###### ###### #### ########################### ### ## ## ## # # # ## # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #### # # # # ##### # # ### # # # # # # # ##################### ######### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ##### ### #### #### ###### ### ###### ###### /\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ~~~~ ~~~~ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) ~~ (oo) ~~~~ /-------\/ ~~~~~ / | || ~~~~~ * ||----|| ~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~==== ~~~~~~~~~~~~/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow swimming at Amityville (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) * \ \ |\ \ | \ (__) \\|| \(oo) \||\ \\/ ~~ \|| \\ || \\|| \|| ~~ \\_ \_ Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen (__) (--) /-\/-\ /| |\ ~ | | ~ (__) | | (DD) /----\ /-------\/ / \ \ / | ||_\_/ ~ * ~ * ||----| Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale ~~ ~ (What a bod, huh guys?) Cow chugging brews and staring at sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" at Gillies in Texas o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (oo)// /-------\// / | |// * ||----| ~~ ~~ julie andrews cow o o (__) ~ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ~ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ~~ ~~ ||-----|| / / ~~ ~~ ~ ~ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------| |-----~ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ~~ ~ | / ---- \ ~~ ~~ This cow jumped over the Moon (__) "I have this recurring dream ([][]) about golden arches.." __\/_--U (__) /\ \__ ~ ("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----~/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /~ // / \\ / \ ~ // \\ Psycowlogist and patient (___) \~~~~~~~~\ (__) (o o) \~~~~~~~~\\ (oo) \ / *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ ~_______/ --- \______~ // -----\ ~--------\ \S/ /\_____~ \\/_~{} /==V===[] \______/ \_____\\// \__/ It's a bird... //\\ The Boss It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) // // ~~ ~~ _____________________________ | |-------------| | | ________ | | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | | JAIL | | |oo| | | | | |__|\/|__| | | | o | | | ~ | | | ] | | | | |_____________|_____________| Some cows get in trouble... \ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing (__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ / |'''''|| / | || * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Stretch Cow Cow in Argyle * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / * / / \ \ (__) \ \ / (00) / / \ /-------\/ \ \ / / | || / / \ \ * ||----|| \ \ / / ~~ ~~ / / Cow in Heat (__) /--------(00) / | |( ) * ||---- ||() || || ~~ ~~ Cow Chewing Marbles (__) \__\ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * OO----OO low rider cow ____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-\/ ` /-------\/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (~) * ||----|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (---) ( ) /-----\ (___) | | (o o) | | | (-----) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ~~ ~~ ----- Coward Phone Bull ______________________ }__{ / \ (00) ( ) :****** \/ ==='\________________________/' : # ## ##****## (Silent cow) "" "" * * * . ## .... ##. . . .. ## ... ... ## .. .' ## ## '. . ## ## . ' . ### ### . ' '. . .### .. #### .. ### .' " . .. . . . . . . .. .. ' / +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ / \ / ` { '@' '@' } / { @@@ @@@ } ' H O L Y C O W { \ } + ! { \ } ++: : : \ \ / ++: : : { () () } ++ : : : \____________/ ++ : : : ! VW JIMMY WV ! + : : : \------------/ : :<<+++++++++++++++++++ : :/ ---\: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ------ : : \ : :________: : ________m__ : :_____m____: * * * ** ** ** ** ** ** *** *** **** **** .*** .. **** .. *** / / \\ / ############################+ {=====} {=====} \ / # ` { : $$$ :=: $$$ : } / # { \___/ \___/ } ## H U M A N C O W { / \ } * ! { / \ } **: : : \ : : / **: : : { () VV () } ** : : : \____________/ ** : : : === 666 === * : : : P : :<<################### : :/ ---\: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ------ : : \ : :________: : ________m__ : :_____m____: . . .. . . . .. . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .*. .*. . . Beauty Cow . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . . . .... ..... (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ / |'''''|| / | || * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| \ __________/ ``'---------~~ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |~~~~~~| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |~~~~~~| | | | || | | ~~| (~~~~~) |~~~~~#~| H |_ |~| | |||| | |~~~~~~| | | ( ||| ) | # ~~~~~~ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ "Cow Town" ================== H H H (__) H H (oo) H __ H / \/ \ H / \ H | | | | H | STOP | H D===b=----- H \ __ / H~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~H || H H || H H || H H || H H || ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ Cattle Guard . /\ . . . / \ . . / \ . . * / \ * | (__) | . . ** . /| (oo) |\ ** / | /\/\ | \ . . * . / |=|==|=| \ . * . / | | | | \ . / USA | ~||~ |NASA \ . |______| ~~ |______| . . (__||__) . . . /_\ /_\ . . . !!! !!! The cow that jumped over the moon. (__) (oo) /'~~~-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===~ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * ~ ~ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula