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From: Bart Ogryczak <B.Ogryczak@students.mimuw.edu.pl>
Subject: [Fwd: Morning Humor]
Date: 1998/12/14
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> Morning Humor
> 
>  We all know those cute little computer symbols called
>  "emoticons,"
>  where  :)  means a smile and  :(  is a frown. Sometimes
>  these are
>  represented by  :-)  and  :-(  respectively.  Well, how
>  about some
>  "ass cons"?
> 
>    Here goes:
> 
> 
>             (_!_)      a regular ass
> 
> 
> 
>             (__!__)    a fat ass
> 
> 
> 
>              (!)        a tight ass
> 
> 
> 
>              (_._)      a flat ass
> 
> 
> 
>             (_^_)      a bubble ass
> 
> 
> 
>              (_*_)      a sore ass
> 
> 
> 
>              (_!__)     a lop-sided ass
> 
> 
> 
>             {_!_}      a swishy ass
> 
> 
> 
>             (_o_)      an ass that's been around
> 
> 
> 
>              (_O_)     an ass that's been around even more
> 
> 
> 
>              (_x_)     kiss my ass
> 
> 
> 
>             (_X_)     leave my ass alone
> 
> 
>             (_zzz_)    a tired ass
> 
> 
>              (_o^o_)   a wise ass
> 
> 
> 
>              (_13_)     an unlucky ass
> 
> 
>             (_$_)     Money coming out of his ass
> 
> 
> 
>              (_?_)   Dumb Ass
> 
> 
> 
>             ..ooo*"""**ooooo .oo*""*ooo..
>            .  oo*"           "*o.oo*"          "*o.
>           . o"                   'o"                   "o
>            o                      o                      *o
>          .o                       o                        'o
>          o                        o                          o.
>         o                          o                          o
>        o                          \o/                          o
>       o                        --(O)--                        o
>      o.                           /o\                           .o
>       "o                          o                            o'"
>        oo                         o                          oo
>         oo.                       oo                        oo
>          'ooo.                  .oo.                     ooo
>          o ""oo,,        ,,oO-'Oo,       ,,,,,,..oo"o
>            o.         """"""    oo       """""        .o
>            'o                     oo                    o'
>             o                    oo                    o
>             'o                     o                    o
>              o                     o                   o
>              o                     o                  o
>               o                    o                 o
>               o                    o                 o
>               o                    o                 o
>               o                    o                 o
> 
>   You have been e-mooned!  Send this to 5 people within the next hour
>    and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.
> 
>   Happy e-mooning!!!
> 
>   This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't
>   have bad luck.  (But who wouldn't want to eMoon a friend?)

Bart
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