X-Google-Language: GERMAN,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f7c81,9c7b1012216a9a9d,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf7c81,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-06-30 11:23:25 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!headwall.stanford.edu!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!pd9eb0328.dip0.t-ipconnect.DE!not-for-mail From: Stefan Mahlitz Newsgroups: de.alt.rec.ascii-art Subject: The Hitchhikers Guide (max. 85 Zeichen breit) Date: Sun, 30 Jun 2002 20:23:27 +0200 Lines: 379 Message-ID: <3D1F4C9F.3010808@mahlitz-net.de> NNTP-Posting-Host: pd9eb0328.dip0.t-ipconnect.de (217.235.3.40) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1025461402 16530513 217.235.3.40 (16 [61184]) User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.0; en-US; rv:1.1a) Gecko/20020611 X-Accept-Language: en-us, en X-Enigmail-Version: 0.62.4.0 X-Enigmail-Supports: pgp-inline, pgp-mime Xref: archiver1.google.com de.alt.rec.ascii-art:3772 Ein Hallo an Alle. Frei nach DEM ANHALTER von Douglas Adams (bitte seht mir etwaige Ungenauigkeiten nach, es ist schon mindestens 1 Jahr her, dass ich das Buch gelesen habe). Leider hab ich es nicht geschafft, das auf 72 Zeichen zu begrenzen: ____.---'| ___.---' | __.--' | ______________ _.-' | <| \ _.' | <| Frogstar V _| .' | <|___________,' \ | | GET OUT OF MY WAY |o \ \ | | LITTLE ROBOT! ## / \ | | I'M CHASING SOME |__/ __________ \ | | HUMANS! / |..........\ \ | | ____| |:::::::::::\ | | | o============== \:. | :\:;;;;;;;;;| | | | | o=o==============|:: | :\________/ | | ,-'-. | o============= /____\ ______| / | | | o| | xAAAAAAAA\=== / | | | -| I'm here to X( |== / | | | | stop you! xVVVVVVVV/_________/ | | / __ \ | | | | |( ) | ,'---------------------------\ |--- | | \ \ |__,== ,' SMA /\ / | | \ \|__,==,' / \ / | | \____|== / | / | | | ,`"" / | | | | |' | `. \ | `. ,' | `. \ | | || | ,' `. \ | ,'| || J=====L \ | | ,' | )) / \ |======| | ,' | || / \ / \ | ,' | |L_ `=========' / \ | ,' |___)) \__________/ | ,' | ,' | ,' |'______________________________________________________________________________ ____.---'| ___.---' | __.--' | ______________ _.-' | <| \ _.' | <| Frogstar V _| .' | <|___________,' \ | | YOU WERE LEFT HERE |o \ \ | | TO STOP ME? ## / \ | | WHICH WEAPONS ARE |__/ __________ \ | | YOU GOING TO USE? / |..........\ \ | | | ____| |:::::::::::\ | | | ----.____ | o============== \:. | :\:;;;;;;;;;| | | ### | `----.__|_ o=o==============|:: | :\________/ | | #### ,-'-. | `----.____======= /____\ ______| / | | ####. | o| | `----.`.___===.\=== / | | .##### | -| Guess! | o-)___===|== / | | :###### | | | ,',' ==='/_________/ | | :######: / __ \ | ,' | | | :######: |( ) | ,'-----------,'--------------\ |---- | :######: | \ \ |__,== ,' SMA ,' /\ / | :###### | \ \|__,==,' ,' / \ / | :###### | \____|== ,' / | / | :##### | | ,`"" ,' / | | | ##### | |' ,' | `. \ | ## ## `. ,' ,' | `. \ | ## ## | || ,' | ,' `. \ | ## ## ,'| || ,' J=====L \ | | ## ## ,' | )) ,' / \ |======| | ## ## ,' | || ,' / \ / \ | ## ## ,' | |L_,' `=========' / \ | ## ##,' |___)) \__________/ | ## ,' ,' | #,' ,' | ,' |'______________________________________________________________________________ ____.---'| ___.---' | __.--' | ______________ _.-' | <| \ _.' | <| Frogstar V _| .' | <|___________,' \ | | MMH, YOU HAVE ONE OF |o \ \ | | THIS NEW HIDDEN ## / \ | | ROBOT-O-STOP-GUNS? |__/ __________ \ | | / |..........\ \ | | ____| |:::::::::::\ | | | o============== \:. | :\:;;;;;;;;;| | | | | o=o==============|:: | :\________/ | | ,-'-. | o============== /____\ ______| / | | | o| | ===.\=== / | | | -| No. | ===|== / | | | | | ==='/_________/ | | / __ \ | | | | |( ) | ,'---------------------------\ |--- | | \ \ |__,== ,' SMA /\ / | | \ \|__,==,' / \ / | | \____|== / | / | | | ,`"" / | | | | |' | `. \ | `. ,' | `. \ | | || | ,' `. \ | ,'| || J=====L \ | | ,' | )) / \ |======| | ,' | || / \ / \ | ,' | |L_ `=========' / \ | ,' |___)) \__________/ | ,' | ,' | ,' |'______________________________________________________________________________ ____.---'| ___.---' | __.--' | ______________ _.-' | <| \ _.' | <| Frogstar V _| .' | <|___________,' \ | | THAN YOU MUST HAVE |o \ \ | | AN ELECTRON-RAM ## / \ | | TO STOP ME! |__/ __________ \ | | / |..........\ \ | | ____| |:::::::::::\ | | | o============== \:. | :\:;;;;;;;;;| | | | | o=o==============|:: | :\________/ | | ,-'-. | o============== /____\ ______| / | | | o| | ===.\=== / | | | -| What's an electron-ram? ===|== / | | | | | ==='/_________/ | | / __ \ | | | | |( ) | ,'---------------------------\ |--- | | \ \ |__,== ,' SMA /\ / | | \ \|__,==,' / \ / | | \____|== / | / | | | ,`"" / | | | | |' | `. \ | `. ,' | `. \ | | || | ,' `. \ | ,'| || J=====L \ | | ,' | )) / \ |======| | ,' | || / \ / \ | ,' | |L_ `=========' / \ | ,' |___)) \__________/ | ,' | ,' | ,' |'______________________________________________________________________________ ____.---'| ___.---' | __.--' | ______________ _.-' | <| \ _.' | <| Frogstar V _| .' | <|___________,' \ | | |o \ \ | | IT LOOKS LIKE THIS. ## / \ | | |__/ __________ \ | | / |..........\ \ | | | |:::::::::::\ | | | | :\:;;;;;;;;;| | | | | | :\________/ | | __-,-'-. | ...... \ ______| / | | ,'#-#| o|#\.-=-.-=-.-=-.::::::::::::::::::::::.\=== / | | /##-#-| -|##|.-"-.-"-.-"-:::::::::::::::::::::::|== / | | .`.##-#| |##|-=-.-=-.-=-.::::::::::::::::::::::'/_________/ | | /####/ __ \/ | """""" | | | '|####|( ) | ,'---------------------------\ |--- | `.###| \ \ |__,== ,' SMA /\ / | ''"| \ \|__,==,' / \ / | | \____|== / | / | | | ,`"" / | | | | |' | `. \ | `. ,' | `. \ | | || | ,' `. \ | ,'| || J=====L \ | | ,' | )) / \ |======| | ,' | || / \ / \ | ,' | |L_ `=========' / \ | ,' |___)) \__________/ | ,' | ,' | ,' |'______________________________________________________________________________ ______________ <| \ <| Frogstar V _| <|___________,' \ |o \ \ PRETTY COOL, ## / \ ( ISN'T IT? |__/ __________ \ ) ) ) ( / |..........\ \ ( ( ( ) ) ) | |:::::::::::\ | ) ) ___ ( ( (_ | :\:;;;;;;;;;| | ( ( ) ( __/| \__ ) _/ | | :\________/ | ) ) __,-'-,-'-. ( `---/ | ...... \ ______| / | ( ( / )/###| o|#Yes, but I don't ::::::::::::::::.\=== / | ) )_/ /### #| -| #\ # # have an :::::::::::::::::|== / | ( __/ . .####| |##/_Electron-Ram. ::::::::::::::::'/_________/ | ,--/ \ # ##/ __ \/# # ## | """""" | | | ## #|( ) | # # ,'---------------------------\ |----- | . / ## `.###| \ \ |__,== ,' SMA /\ / | K ''"| \ \|__,==,' / \ / | \ # # | \____|== / | / | #\__### | | ,`"" / | | | | |' | `. \ | ### `. ,' | `. \ | /--' | || | ,' `. \ | ## ,'| || J=====L \ | | ,' | )) / \ |======| | ,' | || / \ / \ | ,' | |L_ `=========' / \ | ,' |___)) \__________/ | ,' | ,' | ,' |'______________________________________________________________________________ ______________ <| \ <| Frogstar V _| <|___________,' \ |o \ \ ERR, SO WITH ## / \ ) WHICH WEAPON THE |__/ __________ \ ( ( ( ) HUMANS LEFT YOU HERE?/ |..........\ \ ) ) ) ( ( ( | |:::::::::::\ | ( ( ___ ) ) )_ | :\:;;;;;;;;;| | ) ) ( ) __/| \__ ( _/ | | :\________/ | ( ( __,-'-,-'-. ( `---/ | ...... \ ______| / | ) ) / (/## | o| \) `-._ | ::::::::::::::::.\=== / | ( (_/ /### | -| With none.| :::::::::::::::::|== / | ) __/ . .### | | ##\ / | ::::::::::::::::'/_________/ | ,--/ \ # # / __ \/ # ## | """""" | | | ## |( ) | # # ,'---------------------------\ |---- | . / ## `.## | \ \ |__,== ,' SMA /\ / | K ''"| \ \|__,==,' / \ / | \ # # | \____|== / | / | #\__### | | ,`"" / | | | | |' | `. \ | ### `. ,' | `. \ | /--' | || | ,' `. \ | ## ,'| || J=====L \ | | ,' | )) / \ |======| | ,' | || / \ / \ | ,' | |L_ `=========' / \ | ,' |___)) \__________/ | ,' | ,' | ,' |'______________________________________________________________________________ ______________ <| \ <| Frogstar V _| <|___________,' \ I'M GETTING SO ANGRY! |o \ \ THESE WORTHLESS HUMANS ## / \ ) LEFT YOU HERE TO FIGHT ME |__/ __________ \ ( ( ( ) WITH NO WEAPON! / |..........\ \ ) ) ) ( ( ( THAT'S TYPICAL! | |:::::::::::\ | ( ( ___ ) ) )_ | :\:;;;;;;;;;| | ) ) ( ) __/| \__ ( _/ | | :\________/ | ( ( __,-'-,-'-. ( `---/ | ...... \ ______| / | ) ) / (/## | o| \) `-._ | ::::::::::::::::.\=== / | ( (_/ /### | -| Yeah.,- | :::::::::::::::::|== / | ) __/ . .### | | ##\ / | ::::::::::::::::'/_________/ | ,--/ \ # # / __ \/ # ## | """""" | | | ## |( ) | # # ,'---------------------------\ |--- | . / ## `.## | \ \ |__,== ,' SMA /\ / | K ''"| \ \|__,==,' / \ / | \ # # | \____|== / | / | #\__### | | ,`"" / | | | | |' | `. \ | ### `. ,' | `. \ | /--' | || | ,' `. \ | ## ,'| || J=====L \ | | ,' | )) / \ |======| | ,' | || / \ / \ | ,' | |L_ `=========' / \ | ,' |___)) \__________/ | ,' | ,' | ,' |'______________________________________________________________________________ ______________ <| \ <| Frogstar V _| <|___________,' \ |o \ \ I HATE HUMANS! ## / \ ) I'M STILL ANGRY! |__/ __________ \ ( ( ( ) / |..........\ \ ) ) ) ( ( ( | |:::::::::::\ | ( ( ___ ) ) )_ | :\:;;;;;;;;;| | ) ) ( ) __/| \__ ( _/ | | :\________/ | ( ( __,-'-,-'-. ( `---/ | \ | / | ) ) / (/## | o| \) `-._ | `. / / | ( (_/ /### | -| \ .#,- | \ / / | ) __/ . .### | | ##\ / | | / / | ,--/ \ # # / __ \/ # ## | |/ / | | ## |( ) | # # ,'---------------------------\_ / |---- | . / ## `.## | \ \ |__,== ,' SMA .:`. / / | K ''"| \ \|__,==,' .::::`/ / | \ # # | \____|== .::::' / | #\__### | | ,`"" .::::' | | | |' .::::'`. \ | ### `. ,' . .::::' `. \ | /--' | || '::::::' ,' `. \ | ## ,'| || _':::::.==L \ | | ,' | )) ,--# _ "::' \ |======| | ,' | || /\ # / \ / \ | ,' | |L_ / # `=========' / \ | ,' |___)) # # / ## # # \__________/ | ,' \# \--.# * '# | ,' ,# / # |-,' | ,' ---/-\# /\/ |'______________________________________________________________________________ ) ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ( ( ( ( ( ___ ) ) )_ ) ) ( ) __/ \__ ( _/ | ( ( __,-'- ( `---/ | ) ) / (/## \_ \) `-._ | ( (_/ /### / __/ | ) __/ . .### / " What a| ,--/ \ # # .-/ o/stupid bot! ( | ## : _ -/ ,'---------------(----------------------)---------- | . / ## `.## : ( ) / ,' SMA ) ( | K '' : | |/ ,' ( ) | \ # # : | || ,' ) ( ( | #\__### | | || ,' ( # _# \_ ) | | | ||' ___ #__\,----\#--.-_/__### ( | ### `. /|\' \,-' --###,--""-.# | /--' | || #| ) `. | ## ,'| || _/ ( / | ,' | )) \ ( ) ,#\ | ,' | || / ) ) ( /\- | ,' | |L_ / ( ( ) \## | ,' |___)) # ) ) (___\ | ,' \# ( ( ___,-#/ | ,' ,# ) ,#' #_ | ,' (--/-\# /#/--'""" / |'______________________________________________________________________________ Stefan