X-Google-Thread: fe9fa,820c887b9eb18a18 X-Google-NewGroupId: yes X-Google-Thread: 10f7a7,820c887b9eb18a18 X-Google-NewGroupId: yes X-Google-Thread: f996b,ac2186cdac4d4b3f X-Google-NewGroupId: yes X-Google-Attributes: gid1a7701fd52,gid6c06cdf328,gid13235db79e,domainid0,public,usenet X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII Received: by 10.68.189.197 with SMTP id gk5mr14164280pbc.1.1330991233272; Mon, 05 Mar 2012 15:47:13 -0800 (PST) Message-ID: <4F554C9B.5300683B@gmail.com> Date: Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:30:35 +0000 From: Veronica Karlsson X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04 (X11; I; Linux 2.4.22-1.2115.nptl i686) MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: google groups. References: <4EC96333.61191A77@gmail.com> <4F020CEA.38182670@gmail.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: $$8iwcobiujnwo4.news.x-privat.org Organization: X-Privat.Org NNTP Server - http://www.x-privat.org Lines: 1766 X-Authenticated-User: $$ztb28ulysy8bnveqljpc6hy$bm0 X-Complaints-To: abuse@x-privat.org Path: h9ni43776pbe.0!nntp.google.com!news2.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nx01.iad01.newshosting.com!newshosting.com!69.16.185.21.MISMATCH!npeer03.iad.highwinds-media.com!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!cyclone03.ams2.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!voer-me.highwinds-media.com!ramfeed-1.ams.xsnews.nl!feed.xsnews.nl!border-1.ams.xsnews.nl!newsfeed.x-privat.org!x-privat.org!not-for-mail X-Received-Bytes: 62577 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Checkmate wrote: > > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > Checkmate! > > First, check out what Veronica Karlsson said: > > > > > Checkmate wrote: > > > > > > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > > > Checkmate and his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I should also mention > > > that Veronica Karlsson said this shit: > > > ~ > > > ~ Checkmate wrote: > > > ~ > > > > ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > > > ~ > Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that �u said the following: > > > ~ > > > > > ~ > > Checkmate sez 18 Oct 2011: > > > ~ > > > > > ~ > > > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts > > > ~ > > > by Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that meowmix said the > > > ~ > > > following: > > > ~ > > >> > > > ~ > > >> On Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:47:38 -0700, Checkmate > > > ~ > > >> wrote: > > > ~ > > >> > > > ~ > > >> >Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading > > > ~ > > >> >posts by Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that meowmix > > > ~ > > >> >said the following: > > > ~ > > >> >> > > > ~ > > >> >> what the fuck has happend to the archive? i was looking for some > > > ~ > > >> >> old posts i've read before 'cause they are funny. the posts have > > > ~ > > >> >> links to them only when i click on them it says something about > > > ~ > > >> >> the links being dead. > > > ~ > > >> >> > > > ~ > > >> >> > > > ~ > > >> >> -- > > > ~ > > >> >> > > > ~ > > >> >> mhm x v i x i i i > > > ~ > > >> > > > > ~ > > >> >Go0gle fucked up Deja. A lot of things are gone, including Bill > > > ~ > > >> >Palmer's Deja Mountain. > > > ~ > > >> > > > ~ > > >> it certainly has been junk since they took it over. way to much is > > > ~ > > >> now missing. > > > ~ > > >> > > > ~ > > >> > > > ~ > > >> -- > > > ~ > > >> > > > ~ > > >> mhm x v i x i i i > > > ~ > > > > > > ~ > > > I tried to find my "Kiss Checky's Ass" ASCII, but it's long gone. > > > ~ > > > > > > ~ > > > > > ~ > > did veronica make it? > > > ~ > > > > ~ > No, I found one that was originally called "Moonman," but it was done with a > > > ~ > lot of non-ASCII characters. I had to redo most of it to make it viewable for > > > ~ > everyone. Unfortunately, I have no idea where I found it in the first place. > > > ~ > > > > ~ > > > ~ Hmmm... > > > > > > You probably don't remember that because it was a l-o-n-g time ago, but > > > you're the one who pointed out that some of the characters were non- > > > ASCII. I've tried to re-find it on the Web, but with no luck. > > > > http://ascii-art.de/ascii/mno/moon.txt > > http://ascii-art.de/ascii/ab/astronaut.txt > > http://ascii-art.de/ascii/ab/ass.txt > > http://ascii-art.de/ascii/ab/bottom.txt > > It wasn't like any of those. 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A fisherman would say it means to trail worms through water teeming with fish, hoping for a bite. In newsgroup terminology, it means pretty much the same thing. ***What is the objective of the troll? The hobbyist may want nothing more than to provoke a reaction from the newsgroup. Some do it merely to call attention to themselves. There are career trolls who are dedicated to filling newsgroups with off-topic posts, flames, and general confusion. Some trolls are simple, while some are quite elaborate and long-running. Some trolls have achieved a degree of infamy. You can find out who they are by looking for the word 'troll and usenet' using any search engine. ***Is trolling only for the lonely? No! The happiest trolls travel in packs. The more the merrier. They give aid and encouragement to one another in their mission to destroy the newsgroups they infest. ***What are the tools of the trolling trade? Well, you have asked a big question there. For the creative and enterprising troller, there are just too many to list. Here's a brief sampling: 1. Hidden identities work well. As has been noted in the past, AOL gives 5 screen names. Now, those can be used to good advantage. The troller can appear to be 5 altogether different people as he/she/it carefully fans the flames. Seemingly endless off-topic threads that say nothing and go absolutely nowhere can be constructed in this fashion. But if someone notices that there seem to be 'too many' AOLers in the group, there's always: 2. REMAILERS. You can have all of these you want. A different identity for every day of the week. Or, if this isn't anonymous enough for your purposes, try: 3. ANONYMOUS remailers. It is said these are not easy to learn how to work, but well worth the effort to the would-be troller. 4. Cultivate other trollers for *buddies*. They are handy for backing up your ludicrous claims and other falsehoods. They will add to the general chaos in the newsgroup you are attacking. You will have need of your *buddies* as the posts grow further and further off-topic. And as the other people in the group begin objecting to your nonsense. 5. Never underestimate the power of e-mail. A troller can stay just behind the scenes, but still participate in the fun via e-mail. That person can use e-mail to encourage others to do their dirty work. Posting objectionable comments and so on. The beauty of staying disengaged in the nasty on-board comments, is that the troller's reputation remains dainty. It's very important to have at least one troller of the bunch free to appear to smooth things over with the general population of the group. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ ***This is the Help Section for Trollers in Distress*** 1. HELP! I've been identified as a troll! Whatever will I do? Call them a troll right back. (Optional: Get your friends to agree with you.) 2. HELP! I've been accused of making off-topic posts. Whatever will I do? Forthrightly declare that their own posts complaining about you are off-topic. Remind them that the group is unmoderated and you can post anything you please, so there. Bring out some of your extra addresses to flame them. 3. HELP! I've been caught in a lie. Take your pick: Change the subject, claim your posts were tampered with/nuked, claim the person who is calling you a liar is a liar, declare that you are afraid of the person, say the person has a mental problem, say it's a free country and you have the right to lie if you want to. Failing all that, get one or all of your aliases to say it. 4.. HELP! Nobody likes me. Well, what did you expect? Look at what you do for a living. 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Ojoshiro > Could someone please post some Hanson ascii art? Cool, OK! But to do any I'll have to let go of this rope I'm holding.... "....... mmmMMMmm BOP! ...." *** *** * *** *** * * * * * * * * * *** *** * *** * * * * * * * * *** * *** * * * * _ _____(O)_____ / \ / \ ___ __/ 1 7 \ ( ) __ __ __( / \__) (_ ( ) ( \ ( / T O N N E S \ _)_ )/ ) \_) / \ )( ) (_) _ (__ / \ (_/(__ ___ (_) __) /___________________________\ ) ( ) (___ _ / ) ) ( ___ ____/ )) (__/ _(\ ) _ ( ) __ ____ __) _ ( \_ (___)(_/ ) \ ( ( \ ( )( _/ ) \__) (_____) \ ) ( __) / / ( (_ _ )( \ ( (_/ ) ) (_) (__) ( ) _ (___/ )/ (_) ' There you go - all three with one shot........... ''.. ) '''. .' ( ( ( .' '. ) ( ) ) ( ) ''.. '. ( ) ( ( ) ( }#{ (\*/) ) ( ) ) ( ) " " ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ___.--. ) ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''.. \\\\ ( ( _.-~~~-.'''.'' ''-. ; `** ) ) ;****......._____.......****; `*. ( .* `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' * `*. ) ';`*. A steaming bowl of .*' `*. ..''; `**. pasty turds. .**' `*. ..'''.. 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' ./ ; . .\. ;- ;. / \ \ / ;- . \ . ; /; . /. / .,\ . .\. ,'\ /,. ./ ,', . \ ,' /,,,,\ ',,,,'\ / \ Jef Poskanzer _ _ | \_/_| / \ | 6 6 |_ / /..\ _ .' ,_\__/ '-(-' _ _ ./ __.--'_ _ _ '-(-' .' \ '. | \_/_| `'-/ \ \ \/ \ | ,'\ \ ` 6 6 |_ | ,/ \__\ /..\ \ | \ | ,_\__/ / /===/ / / ___.--' < .-;OD < .-;`----`\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ LMD \__\_\ \__\_\ \__\_\ ____,____ / | \ / \ | | | | (_____________) | | |-1 | | | |-1 1/2 | | | |-2 | | | |-2 1/2 | | | |-3 |<---about here she says "is it in yet?" | | |-3 1/2 | | | |-4 | | | |-4 1/2 | | | |-5 | | | |-5 1/2 | | | |-6 | | | |-6 1/2 |<---about here she says "oh my!" | | |-7 | | | |-7 1/2 |<---about here she gags. | | |-8 | | | |-8 1/2 | | | |-9 | | | |-9 1/2 | | |<---about here she says "ow!" |-10 | | | |-10 1/2 | | | |-11 | | | |-11 1/2 | | | |-12 | | | |-12 1/2 |<---about here she bleeds and passes out. | | / | | | | \ / / | | \ \ / / / \ \ \ / | \ / \ / \ | | | | | >O< <---xixixlezit | | ^ | \ / \ / \ \ / / \________/\_______/ Palindr0me 0 \|/ (|) <------- Your heiney? / \ Sergi Here are some things you can ponder: _ /\) _ _ / / (/\ /\) ( Y) \ \ / / "" (Y ) ( Y) _ "" "" (/\ _ \ \ /\) (Y ) / / "" ( Y) "" Water'em and they will grow....... Krogg ////// // O // > / \__ ~ \ \ ///// (\ \) (~) // o ( \ \ / / // > ( \ \/ / ____________/ \__O ( \__/ / ___ ______\// / \ /@ ( / / ______)/ ( \// \ \ / / (_) \ () \ \0/ \ \ ) ) ) ) / / ( \_ / /_ (____> (____> CeeJay wrote: > > >Too easy .. we have better plans for you .... > > Like one of those lil sex slaves??? That would be cool. > > _,-=-._ .-----------------------. > ,' _,,,, `. ,-- ( Yes Jay C .. Bend over! ) > '-(/\-. )-' '-----------------------' > \ \)/ > (Y ) > """ .----------. __ ( BE GENTLE ) .-"""---'''.' \`. /.'---------' (( __ .-., *|: \\ |// / ' || |/ / || | / || |_ ''---' Jay C -------- )__( (66) _/\/ * / \ ___ .------. \_ / <^.-\""---'''.' \`. ( *GASP* ) ((_ )( " __ .-., *|: /-------' > >=D\ |// / ' \ \ || |/ / " " || | / ,---. || |_ || | ''---' CeeJay _____________ / \ | Which floor, | | Ma'am? | _________ \_________ __/ / \ |/ | 2nd, | (G) 1 2 3 4 5 6 | please. | \_ ______/ ,________________________ \| _. | | | | | | -- )) ((-- | | ,-------------------. | | | | | <-- X-Ray | | | ___ | ____ :-------------------; | | ('___`) | _(( ~~ )_ | Maternity --> | | | |//|\\| | ( ~ ~ ~~ ) :-------------------; | | \::;/ | ((~~ ~~ ~ ~) | Golf Course --> | | | __/ \__ ( ~ ~ ~~~~ ) `-------------------' | | /' : `\ ( ~ ~ ~ ~) | | | | | | ) (~~ ~ ) | | \ \ : / / /((~ ~~~) ) | | \ \ / / / /|(~~ ): | | | `.`\X/',' \_\|). .(:.| | | [_\\X//_] /\_Y~~~~~\ | | | |[] | []| ||( | )\ ___________________ ,' `. / I'm donating blood. \ | They pay you $20 | . \ in this place. / ` _____________ `._______________ __,' / \ __ ____ |/ | Good for you! | \ () | \_____ ______/ \ \/ | \| () \/ | | ___ ____ | ('_'_`) _( ~~ ))_ 8 | ||- -|| ( ~ ___~~ ) 7 | \ o / (~~?o o? ~)) 6 | __/\-/\__ ( ~ \ o /~ ) 5 | /' ,-----. `\ ( __) (__ ) 4 | ( / (|` ' '|| | /___Y__(\ *3 | / ~/|\` '// / ,\___|__|/\ *2 | | / | \`_'/ |/ | \ / \ |\ \ (1) | |_| )__ ____( |.|) . (|/_/ G | [:] [__(-\\_] | /~~~~~//~\ | /,) |/ I \| (( ||_| ______________________ ,-' `-._ / Me, I'm off donating `. | sperm in 3rd. They pay $200. \ | There's a shortage in Scot- / `. land, or something. _,' `-._____ _______________,-' _______ . \| / \ `.________ ___ () ____ | I see. | | \--\ \/ \__ ___/ | \ \ \/ |/ | () () | | ___ ____ | ('_'_`) _( ~~ ))_ 8 | ||o,o|| ( ~ ___~~ ) 7 | \ o / (~~?6 6? ~)) 6 | __/\-/\__ ( ~ \ o /~ ) 5 | /' ,-----. `\ ( __) (__ ) 4 | | ||` ' '|| | /___Y__(\ *3 | \ \\` '// / ,\___|__|/\ (2) | \| \`_'/ |/ | \ / \ |\ \ 1 | )__ ____( |.|) . (|/_/ G | [__(-\\_] | /~~~~~//~\ | |/ I \| (( ||_| _________________ ( )_ ( Passing on the ) (_ adult magazines _) (__ today... ____) (_____________) _ (_) G 1 (2) 3 4 5 6 7 8 O _____________ _ () ____. o | |\ \/ | | | ___ ' __ \/ | | | '_'_`) \ | | (( | |- 6|| \ ____ | | \ - / () _( ~~ ))_ | (-- | /\ /\__ ( ~ ___~~ ) | | -----. `\ | (~~?-.-? ~)) | | ` ' '|| | | ( ~ \ - /~ ) | ( | ` '// / | ( __) (__ ) | | \`_'/ |/ | /___Y__(\ | (- | _ ____( | ,\___|__|/\ | | _(-\\_] | | \ / \ |\ \ | (( - | I \| | |.|) . (|/_/ | | ) | | | /~~~~~//~\ | | | | | (( ||_| _________________ | | | The Next Day: | |_________________| ____________________ / \ / My, my! Long time \ | no see! 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