X-Google-Thread: fe9fa,820c887b9eb18a18 X-Google-NewGroupId: yes X-Google-Thread: 10f7a7,820c887b9eb18a18 X-Google-NewGroupId: yes X-Google-Thread: f996b,ac2186cdac4d4b3f X-Google-NewGroupId: yes X-Google-Attributes: gid1a7701fd52,gid6c06cdf328,gid13235db79e,domainid0,public,usenet X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit Received: by 10.68.235.4 with SMTP id ui4mr2525375pbc.3.1331601168563; Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:12:48 -0700 (PDT) Path: h9ni19518pbe.0!nntp.google.com!news2.google.com!goblin2!goblin1!goblin.stu.neva.ru!news.mixmin.net!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Anon Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: google groups. Followup-To: alt.usenet.kooks Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2012 01:12:47 +0000 (UTC) Organization: Mixmin Message-ID: References: <4EC96333.61191A77@gmail.com> <4F020CEA.38182670@gmail.com> <4F554C9B.5300683B@gmail.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Injection-Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2012 01:12:47 +0000 (UTC) Injection-Info: news.mixmin.net; posting-host="OGx5HUGYSRmEi4/yaWClgk5TLew"; logging-data="10840"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@mixmin.net" Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Somebody wrote in : > On 2012-03-06 at 02:49, Checkmate wrote: >> Thanks, but it was none of those. It was actually much more elaborate. >> I could always find it in Deja using the search phrase "kiss Checky's >> ass", but it apparently disappeared after they got g00glized. > Are you sure? I've found several hits in google groups: > http://groups.google.com/groups/search?hl=en&q=%22kiss+Checky%27s+ass%22&qt_s=Search+Groups > And this should be the image: > http://groups.google.com/group/alt.trucks.chevy/browse_thread/thread/a44734d3ce984a/d27439207a012822?hl=en&q=%22kiss+Checky%27s+ass%22#d27439207a012822 Doh! Checkmate is 'too fucking stupid to use Google Groups'. Bahahaaa! -- Bill Keesing's Life Phrase: "Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the door of despondency - welcome to my life." And it's in a flaming tail-spin. Fasten yer seatbelt and put yer tray upright, Bill. This might be a bumpy ride. Porksword Organthruster, that low-life stalking fucknut who has made it his life's work to harass the half-retarded half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr. (and does a half-assed job of it) online is actually Bill Keesing from Aukland, NZ. Porksword Organthruster's curriculum vitae: http://groups.google.com/groups/search?&as_ugroup=alt.usenet.kooks&as_uauthors=Porksword+Organthruster&safe=off Bill Keesing Flat 16, 5 Edgars Road, Grey Lynn\Westmere (Cox's Bay), Auckland, NZ 1002 +64 9 376 0106 zz9pluralzalpha@orcon.net.nz Here's the proof: First, we'll look at Bill Keesing's post to usenet as Porksword Organthruster, in which he outed himself. This is a long post, so we'll include a link to it, and you can peruse it at your leisure. http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0646a49cb01010c4 Message-ID: <1646859.huUyflWWV1@FishhookU> Now, the above full post is a bit hard to read and follow, so let's dig out the salient points. This, you should read carefully, and laugh about heartily. (Note that I've removed the 'at' (@) sign from email addresses, so they are fully readable in Google Groups.) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Hi Bill, > I put the hamper on the side of the road, it is a bit > stuffed really. > I rang Ngaire and she will catch up with you next week to > negotiate with you regarding getting 16/5 Edgars back on > track, and will also give me a list of maintenance issues, > current or upcoming that will need attention. > I hope you don't mind I have given her your contact phone > # at home and work. > Ngaire works at Arrow Property Managers, a guy at work > said she was really nice to deal with, so I hope she suits > us. > thanks > allie > ----- Original Message Follows ----- >> Hi again, >> Just a thought. I've got a huge hamper under the house >> in the electrics room (just up from the letterboxes). If >> that would be any use to you, you are welcome to it. I >> scored it at the inorganics a few years ago. >> There is also a door at the back of the electrics room >> that leads under the house, and there is storage there - >> I have seen Aidan in there a couple of times. I don't >> know how water tight it is, but you could use that space >> for free and padlock it. >> cheers >> allie >> ----- Original Message Follows ----- >>> Hi Bill, >>> Can you please send an email response back to me by >>> Friday 25th March, 2011. >>> Please confirm whether you believe there are storage >>> and cleaning issues that need to be addressed at unit >>> 16/5 Edgars Rd. >>> If there are storage and cleaning issues, you need to >>> provide me with a plan to consider for how you wish >>> to manage clearing and cleaning prior to site >>> inspection in October. >>> If you believe there are not any storage and cleaning >>> issues, then please offer me a time within the next >>> week that I can come around and visit. >>> Thanks >>> allie >>> ----- Original Message Follows ----- >>>> Hey Bill, >>>> >>>> Given that you are a bit short of cash at the moment >>>> , (and me) why don't we leave a site inspection >>>> until October, 2011 before you go to Bathurst. (You >>>> are off in November, if I recall). This will give us >>>> both something to aim for and save for. >>>> That way, you can do what you need to do, and I can >>>> arrange a carpet clean for your unit when the >>>> weathers warm again. >>>> I don't know how to do a proper property inspection >>>> anyway - eg checking taps, pipes, leaks etc, so >>>> would get someone professional in to do that for me, >>>> so that I can do a maintenance plan/budget then. >>>> Thanks >>>> allie >>>> ----- Original Message ----- >>>> From: "Alison Kerr" >>>> To: >>>> Cc: >>>> Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:20 AM >>>> Subject: Cleaning of unit 16 >>>>> Hi Bill, >>>>> >>>>> The painters told me that your place was really >>>>> smelly and full to overflowing with boxes. >>>>> Have been putting off saying anything, bit like >>>>> telling the person next to you at work that they >>>>> have BO. >>>>> Can you please clean up your unit and clear out >>>>> any rubbish, and email me a time in the next month >>>>> to do a site inspection. After work is fine. >>>>> Thanks >>>>> allie ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, in the above snippet of the above whole post, we see Alison Kerr (Bill Keesing's landlord) admonishing him for having a smelly apartment that's stacked full of boxes, and is setting up a date and time for an inspection to be sure Bill Keesing obeys the landlord's cleanliness rules. Now, Bill Keesing has changed the WHOIS of his domain since outing himself (help.geek.nz, taken from the email address in the post from Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing) above): http://whois.domaintools.com/help.geek.nz domain_datelastmodified: 2011-03-29 T16:24:12+13:00 <<=== NOTE DATE registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing registrant_contact_address1: 28 The Warehouse Way registrant_contact_address2: Northcote registrant_contact_city: Auckland registrant_contact_country: NZ (NEW ZEALAND) registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 999-9999 registrant_contact_email: an@orcon.net.nz The above address is Orcon broadband and telephone. But PRIOR to 29 Mar 2011 (the day after he accidentally posted the information above to usenet, outing himself as a stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets online), the WHOIS for Bill Keesing's domain read as follows: registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing registrant_contact_address1: Flat 16-5 Edgars Road registrant_contact_address2: Grey Lynn registrant_contact_city: Auckland registrant_contact_country: NZ 1002 registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 376 0106 registrant_contact_email: zz9pluralzalpha@orcon.net.nz Now, you may be saying, "Well, that doesn't prove anything at all! You could just be making all of this up." Well, you COULD call the telephone number (+64 9 376 0106) to hear Bill Keesing sobbing about stupidly outing himself on usenet as a stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets online. :-) But, there are other ways to ascertain that the above is true. Bill Keesing has posted a photo online here: http://www.metvuw.com/index-content.php?date=20090721 http://www.metvuw.com/photoofweek/photo-20090721-03.jpg Here's a quote on that web page from Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster): Bill Keesing "'Sunlight shining through the fog over Cox's Creek in Cox's Bay, Auckland. The picture was taken by a Canon Powershot A410 on the automatic setting. The picture was taken looking towards the northwest. It was a nice, crisp walk to catch the bus into work that morning' wrote Bill. The photograph was taken at 08:26 on 3 June 2009." Now, to find exactly where this photo was taken, we have to start from where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) lives: Here's the Google Street View of his low-rent stink-factory apartment on Edgars Road: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5+Edgars+Road,+Grey+Lynn,+Auckland,+NZ+1002&sll=-36.854309,174.72672&sspn=0.000906,0.001714&hnear=5+Edgars+Rd,+Auckland+1022,+Auckland,+New+Zealand&layer=c&cbll=-36.854409,174.726653&panoid=sBrQtzc2Zi9iHTfDv8FNyw&cbp=12,106.23,,0,5.49&ie=UTF8&hq=&ll=-36.854308,174.726721&spn=0,0.001714&z=19&iwloc=A Note the row of letterboxes just 'round the bend on Edgars Road, and the low doorway just past them that leads into the electrics room. Behind the electrics room is where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) is storing the boxes that were cluttering his apartment and making it stink so badly. The apartment address, the letterboxes, the doorway to the electrics room, the stinky apartment, and the boxes cluttering Bill Keesing's apartment are all mentioned in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing, posted to usenet by Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing). Now, from the metvuw.com link above, where Bill Keesing submitted a photo, we know that Bill Keesing takes the bus to work, and that he walks to the bus stop. Looking at Google Maps shows that there is only one way out of that end of Edgars Road. So, let's follow along Edgars Road and see if any of the Google Street View photos match the photo that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) submitted to metvuw.com. We find that if we go down Edgars Road about one block to the intersection of Edgars Road and Kingsley Street, and continue straight on Edgars Road to the next 'hop' on Google Street View past that intersection, we see the same photo in Google Street View as Bill Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) submitted to metvuw.com. Note that, just like Bill Keesing said of his photo, Google Street View is looking in a northwesterly direction. One block from his apartment is where Bill Keesing took that photo he submitted to metvuw.com. ========================= So, what do we have here: 1} We have a conversation between Alison Kerr (landlord) and Bill Keesing (tenant) about his "really smelly", cluttered apartment, posted to usenet accidentally by Porksword Organthruster. If Porksword OrganThruster is not Bill Keesing, how did he come into possession of that personal email exchange? 2} Immediately after discovering that he'd accidentally posted this embarrassing and identifying information, Porksword Organthruster disappeared from usenet, whereas before he would post every day to harass the half-retarded, half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr. of Melbourne, FL, US. If Porksword Organthruster were NOT Bill Keesing, why would he care if Bill Keesing's address were revealed, and run from usenet as he did? 3} The address in the old help.geek.nz domain registration information by Bill Keesing, and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing (and accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster) match exactly, as does the description of the property in question. 4} We have a photo submitted by Bill Keesing to metvuw.com, that is only one block from the address specified in the old registration information by Bill Keesing (and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing, accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster). 5} Bill Keesing suddenly changed the information in his domain registration to inaccurate information, in an attempt to hide his true whereabouts, after he'd found that he'd outed himself on usenet as a stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook. 6) Bill Keesing is an AUK (alt.usenet.kooks) denizen from WAY back. I trust you can do your own search to verify this. 7} Bill Keesing discontinued his http://users.iconz.co.nz/keesing site, when he'd been using it in the signatures of some of his website forum posts as far back as May 29, 1998 and as recently as January 01, 2011. That matters little, as the Wayback Machine has archived it. 8} After being outed as a creepy, smelly, hoarding online stalker, Bill Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) flounced from usenet (21 Apr 2011, Message-ID: <1630688.KXDNF0lm0F@FishhookU> titled "I am out of here.", his farewell kook speech), only to return incognito. Here's the link to his site ('user.iconz.co.nz/keesing' redirects to 'www3.iconz.co.nz/bill'): http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970301092752/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/ On that web page, Bill states, "I am currently employed by the Internet Company of New Zealand as a Customer Support Officer...". The Internet Company of New Zealand is iconz.co.nz / iconz.net. And here's Bill Keesing's photos. Note that he LOOKS like a stinky, hoarding stalker (and that photo is 13 years old... his looks have probably not improved with age): http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.jpg http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.gif He's also got another website: http://petrolhead.orconhosting.net.nz/Photography/MOTAT/thumb.html Note the text blurb at the bottom: "All images Copyright Bill Keesing" According to the photographs' EXIF data, the pictures on this site were taken with a Canon EOS 350D DIGITAL camera (Serial #0430202293) that Bill got from Scott & Kerry-Sue Thomson, also of Aukland, NZ. In fact, that's them in the picture of the interior of the trolley, with the baby stroller. Kerry-Sue Thomson is Bill Keesing's daughter (can you believe Bill was ever allowed to breed?!). ========================= The above information can lead us to only one incontrovertible conclusion: Bill Keesing of Aukland, NZ, that stinky hoarder, is Porksword Organthruster, that stupid, stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets online. ========================= Now that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) has stupidly outed himself, he probably thinks that the majority of the damage is done. Not so, by quite a long shot. 1} The domain registration information for Bill Keesing's domain (help.geek.nz) is inaccurate, meaning that should someone report that domain for inaccurate WHOIS information, the host would most likely terminate that domain, or force Bill Keesing to re-enter the old, accurate information. 2} His employer will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's proclivity for stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling and picking on retarded midgets online, as well as his poor hygiene and obsessive hoarding. The consequences of this are unforetold. 3} His landlord will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's extra-curricular activities which so consume him that he neglects his apartment, allowing it to become a cluttered stinkhole. 4} His family will most likely find out that Bill Keesing is an embarrassment to the family. Forever after they find out, he'll always wonder if they're still saying behind his back, "I wonder if he's still a creepy online stalker?", as they quietly tell their children to avoid him. Relax, Bill. It's all in good fun, right? It's just words, right? Words can't hurt you, right? Right, Bill? (.) (_) U