X-Google-Thread: 13235db79e,49f57457634597aa,start X-Google-Attributes: gid13235db79e,public,usenet X-Google-NewGroupId: yes X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit Message-ID: <49FBD3D2.44865A18@gmail.com> Date: Sat, 02 May 2009 05:02:10 +0000 From: Veronica Karlsson X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04 (X11; I; Linux 2.4.22-1.2115.nptl i686) MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Global Village Pump Award Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit NNTP-Posting-Host: $$aewdndingf7m55.news.x-privat.org Organization: X-Privat.Org NNTP Server - http://www.x-privat.org Lines: 484 X-Authenticated-User: $$zzwzcpmx48o4bv3 X-Complaints-To: abuse@x-privat.org Path: g2news2.google.com!news4.google.com!feeder.news-service.com!news-out1.kabelfoon.nl!newsfeed.kabelfoon.nl!xindi.nntp.kabelfoon.nl!x-privat.org!not-for-mail Xref: g2news2.google.com alt.ascii-art:966 mimus wrote: > metro-golden-meower wrote: > > mimus wrote: > > > On 29 Mar 2009, metro-golden-meower wrote: > > > > > > > > what ones are mad hatter worthy of nomination for this month? > > > > > > > > would the barbara woodhouse be a good one? concidering the flonk has > > > > all been working on his training and even the newbies are kicking > > > > his arse. > > > > > > > > i would like to nominate the spankard for the palmjob paddle. > > > > > > Is there a "Global Village Pump" award? > > > > what criteria would be involved in this award? > > Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap. > > More than pwned. 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L J __ \ .' | | .'_._) _____) __ __) L/ | | /.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /) | < > J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _ < | | |\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_ < F | J| |\ | (____ / | .-/ |. .' | || \`_|_ (_/ |-`--' | |F L____) _____ _____ | > | | | (, / ) (, / | /) | | // |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/ | | J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_/ / )_/_)_ ) / |_(_(_/ (_(_/ (_(_(_ | | /| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/ | | // >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/ | `._ ./' |___| | _____ \ | .-' // | | .--|' "``--. < | .'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap. | | JJ | | |`--'.______.---'| | | || | | | | | | `' |___| | More than pwned| | | | | | | | | | | |A public utility| | | | | | | < | |___| | Socialized. | | | | | `-.__ __.-' | > | | `""""' | | .<___>. | | .-|`-._.-'|-. | | `-.__ __.-' | | """ | | | | | > | | | | <-.-. | _____ ____ |J \ J | | | | || L \ | __| __ | | | \ < `-. _|' __V__`-._ _.-'"_.-.__ J-' < `-.__ .-(_.- ___ `-._)-. ____.---------------'---------._______.-.-'"""""""-.`-. \ | `------.-(.-' .-'" ) ""`. `.-. 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