X-Google-Thread: f996b,20b5fa6670ce17af X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,domainid0,public,usenet X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit Path: g2news1.google.com!news2.google.com!npeer02.iad.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!post02.iad.highwinds-media.com!newsfe04.iad.POSTED!7564ea0f!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: Faux_Pseudo Subject: Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2008 Dec 2: #3449 A PETITION TO CONGRESS FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES References: Reply-To: f0_sud0@yahoo.com User-Agent: slrn/0.9.8.1 (Linux) Lines: 23 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: 72.218.144.106 X-Complaints-To: newsmaster@cox.net X-Trace: newsfe04.iad 1228224303 72.218.144.106 (Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:25:03 UTC) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:25:03 UTC Organization: Cox Date: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:25:03 GMT Xref: g2news1.google.com alt.ascii-art:424 _.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._ > Y | Y | DEAR CONGRESS OF THESE FUCKING UNITED STATES, > |- Q -| | > | \ | | DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS ALREADY PLENTY FUCKED UP ENOUGH > .^\_,_/^./~| > |~~~~~~~~~| | LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE OR GET IT OFF THE BOOKS > ||~~~;~~~|| | > || ;)c:|| | BUT STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH IT YOU FUCKING FUCKS > || '(; || | > || ;)' || | SIGNED, THE UNITED STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA Dear Tran, The best way to fix the clock on your VHS player is to replace that obsolete piece of crap with a DVD player. The perk for you being, of course, that they don't have clocks that you have to reset twice each year or when ever the power goes out. -- =()==()==()==()==()- http://fauxascii.com \ \ \ \ \ \ ASCII artist :F_P:-O- -O- -O- -O- -O- -O- -O- Get your ASCII Art T-Shirt: http://faux-pseudo.livejournal.com