X-Google-Thread: f996b,d531a4e4fca68564 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,domainid0,public,usenet X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit Path: g2news2.google.com!news4.google.com!feeder.news-service.com!news.motzarella.org!motzarella.org!not-for-mail From: Troy Piggins Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: The Solution for Fuel 64282 Date: Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:22:00 +1000 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 44 Message-ID: <20080805102127.432@usenet.piggo.com> References: <20080805084935.129@usenet.piggo.com> Reply-To: usenet-0808@piggo.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: feeder.motzarella.org U2FsdGVkX19Vd1jGJuTm2iPdEN3gyeEDdrqWjvaPCliaQDSup8CpqszE7kR1MNATngR6RH4yPYR6johjGnWtDi1jeMFsbrPe0sx1y4tdVmQH/6nOs8FJjLKXsmnGtyu+KccJBFNgDajAzjx7IJafCQ== X-Complaints-To: Please send complaints to abuse@motzarella.org with full headers NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 5 Aug 2008 00:29:01 +0000 (UTC) X-Auth-Sender: U2FsdGVkX181e9xerg1zM/7aztdnZ7ZI0eHekDsJrDthmbQFcR68/w== X-NNTP-Proxy: Leafnode-2 (http://www-dt.e-technik.uni-dortmund.de/~ma/leafnode/beta/) Cancel-Lock: sha1:wx2cmCwxeCrcKeb8tJGb7+Nw+5k= User-Agent: slrn/pre0.9.9-118/mm/ao/mc/rt (Linux) Xref: g2news2.google.com alt.ascii-art:1239 * Faux_Pseudo wrote : > _.-In alt.ascii-art, Troy Piggins wrote the following -._ >> * Faux_Pseudo wrote : >>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Morales wrote the following -._ >>> >>> I don't. I have a scooter that gets 100 MPG. >>> >>> /\_ >>> (|(o) >>> |/ ____.---. >>> / | (_____.__/ >>> .-'\| \/ `-. >>> /_. \__ /( :F_P: ) >>> /|\____>====_\________/ >>> ( () )\_________/( () ) >>> \__/ \__/ >>> >>> Scooter >> >> Seen this? You might change your mind. Very funny blog. Very >> Faux_Tran-like IMO. >> >> http://introducingliston.blogspot.com/2008/06/im-not-gay-except-when-i-am.html > > More Tran then Faux_Tran like. > > As accurate as that post is it ignores some key points. > 1) Serena Williams isn't the only tennis star that will blow you for > riding a scooter. Anna Kournikova and Andre Agassi will too. > 2) Its not that moped riders are pedophiles (attracted to kids) its > that kids are attracted to moped riders (scootophiles) > 3) The uncut hair just adds to our awesome sexuality. > > In short scooter riders get lots of offers for sex. Partly its the > scooter, partly it is that we have lots of money to spend because we > aren't paying more than $20 a month for transportation. :) -- Troy Piggins | http://piggo.com/~troy _ __ (_) __ _ __ _ ___ | '_ \| |/ _` |/ _` |/ _ \ | .__/|_|\__, |\__, |\___/ |_| |___/ |___/