X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,393f9900ee0759f5,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2003-05-14 23:38:13 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!cyclone.bc.net!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newshub1.kdd1.nap.home.ne.jp!news.home.ne.jp!news1.rdc1.ky.home.ne.jp.POSTED!not-for-mail From: "kirara" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: [comic] What's a computer's life! Lines: 102 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-2022-jp" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1106 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106 Message-ID: Date: Thu, 15 May 2003 06:38:08 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 61.22.16.220 X-Complaints-To: abuse@home.ne.jp X-Trace: news1.rdc1.ky.home.ne.jp 1052980688 61.22.16.220 (Thu, 15 May 2003 15:38:08 JST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 15 May 2003 15:38:08 JST Organization: @Home Network Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:23119 [ What's a Computer's Life! ] Super Japanese High-Tech teams made Super Duper Computer. People's dream comes true. It is when robbery goes near it, or when fire goes near it, it is going to cut their lines down by ITSELF. Even it throws all the belongings down the desk and make its own runaway isle. One day one man bought this computer with much money. The shop crew said with grin," Satisfaction guaranteed! " ==============_ || ||` || Fujitsu || ` || & || | || Iiyama || , || presents || , =============== | | /ooooooooooooooo oooo/| /o88888888888888 o888/ | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| / | ==== ======= oo | / |____________________|/ (@) (@)<-------They say the U.S.Army use same wheel. ---------------------------------------------------------- One day Robbery broke in the man's room to steal. The Computer cut their lines down by itself, moved very quickly to the window. It programmed to search windows and go through it. __ /|| ===== , || Emergency! emergency! ===== , || Now I am under the control | || of super duper fail safe system. Wheeeeeeelllll || || I am running to avoid loosing ====== ||\ || my master's data file! === || ~~~ I am protecting my master's | ~~~~~~~~~| Privacy perfectly! ===== | | That's my mission! =====|___________| I must go out right now! (@) (@) I must run through the window! ---------------------------------------------------------- ________________ _____________ | |#######| | |#######|== |#######| \\ _____|#######| | H ~~~~~~~~ | E | E | E ______________ | E | | | L | | | L | | | L _____|_______| | L | | L | _____________ | | | | L | | | | | | _____|_______| | P | | | | P _____________ | | | | !! | | | | | | | | ____|_______| | | | | | | | | __ | @| | ,~~` | | | |, ` | @| |______| eeek! | | | Anyway it really achieved half of its mission: Protect Privacy Perfectly. -- kirara http://bbs2.otd.co.jp/283399/bbs_thread