X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,60119a54a2c8d061 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2003-03-28 16:22:04 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!paloalto-snf1.gtei.net!news.gtei.net!news.compaq.com!nntp-relay.ihug.net!ihug.co.nz!west.cox.net!cox.net!p01!fed1read06.POSTED!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art From: Faux_Pseudo Subject: Re: Nerd Boy, episode 361 References: <111f5200.0303281309.25f9803e@posting.google.com> Reply-To: Faux_Pseudo@yahoo.comERCIAL X-PGP-Server: wwwkey.nl.pgp.net X-Why: are you reading this? X-PGP-KeyID: CF4DA06B Message-ID: User-Agent: slrn/0.9.7.4 (Linux) Lines: 37 Date: Sat, 29 Mar 2003 00:22:00 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.107.9.23 X-Complaints-To: abuse@cox.net X-Trace: fed1read06 1048897320 68.107.9.23 (Fri, 28 Mar 2003 19:22:00 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2003 19:22:00 EST Organization: Cox Communications Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:22554 _.--- Alien Eggman spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > That works with the "sit at home > ___ , and let the girls come to you" > ()..) OO strategy I was about to propose. > || || > ________ || ______ dd _________ > > > I personally can verify that this strategy does not work... Tips for getting laid as a geek: 1) Get out. Go to bars. a) do not initiat conversation unless drunk. b) be a geek at the bar, aka read a book while doing shots. 2) Join local e-mail lists and do some creative writting. If you manage to be intertaining and educational while maintaining humbleness you will get offers for blow jobs via IM. 3) be a geek. Do not attempt to be "normal". Don't try to be a geek. Just be you. You will piss lots of people off but you don't really want to deal with those people anyway. Don't worry about your clothing. I only wear clean cloths when I run out of dirty ones. People will understand. 4) rinse, repeat. It took me 9 months but by the time I was one year social I was swiming in people. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /anthrax/killer_as/13_-_Antisocial.mp3 Sleeps well : Now: /smashing_pumpkins/04c_1979/01-1979.mp3 with others. : Fwd: _judas_0____b__sides_and_rarities/05-believe.mp3