X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,fd0fca56a0a018a6,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-09-07 16:02:08 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!bloom-beacon.mit.edu!nycmny1-snh1.gtei.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!prodigy.com!newsmst01.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.com!postmaster.news.prodigy.com!newssvr11.news.prodigy.com.POSTED!not-for-mail Reply-To: "JRO" From: "JRO" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: MASTERMINDS-original Lines: 147 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: 65.64.50.56 X-Complaints-To: abuse@prodigy.net X-Trace: newssvr11.news.prodigy.com 1031439707 ST000 65.64.50.56 (Sat, 07 Sep 2002 19:01:47 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 07 Sep 2002 19:01:47 EDT Organization: Prodigy Internet http://www.prodigy.com X-UserInfo1: F[OGRVNGGXUUGFD[YRKNOPDA[X_LPO@FFA_J]Q]KEYUNDQUCCNSUAACY@L[ZX__HGFD]JBJNSFXTOOGA_VWY^_HG@FW_HUTHOH]TBPGCO\P^PLP^@[GLHUK@WLECKFVL^TYG[@RMWQXIWM[SDDYWNLG_G[_BWUCHFY_Y@AS@Q[B\APPF@DCZM_PG_VSCPQZM Date: Sat, 07 Sep 2002 23:01:47 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:19391 THE_MASTERMINDS_____________________________________________by_JRO | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || || I'm Osama! || || Hello, Americans! || / || || / || / And I'm Ayman!|| || .-""-. || .-""-. / || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \____||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \____|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || Together we are || || || Two Wild And Crazy Guys! || I have fucked 40 camels! || || / || / || || .-""-. || .-""-. || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||/( ( o_o( )\ / _.- \ || || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ ||\/\ /\/o\| /\/ \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. ||/ \ \_/ \ \ .-|/-\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ ||\___ | | __/ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \____||__| \ / |__| | `-' | \___|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || I once ate TWO || So you see, we are not || || entire sides of || your ordinary camel-jockeys. || || bacon, on a dare! || / || || .-""-. \ || .-""-. No, indeed! || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ /\ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| /___|| _| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \___|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || We didn't really WANT to || || || be terrorist masterminds, || We wanted to be regulars || || you know. || on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! || || / || / || || .-""-. It's true!|| .-""-. || || \ .--.| .-"-. / || \ .--.| .-"-. || || ( o_o( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\|/\/ \/o_o\/ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_// \ .-|/o\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. || || / | | _/ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||___| \ / |__| | `-' | \__||____| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \_|| || | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || The life expectancy || That's a FACT! So, Ayman - || || for a career in Terror || how about we try and revive || || isn't what it used to || our old act, again? || || be, you know. || / || || .-""-. \ || .-""-. Here we go... || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ /\ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| /___||___| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \__|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | ||Hey, Ayman! What do || || ||you call a Raghead | || || with a PhD? I dunno, Osama!| || || / What DO you call| Artifically Intelligent! || || / a Raghead with | / || || .-""-. a PhD? || .-""-. Oooo...|| || \ .--.| .-"-. / || \ .--.| .-"-. / || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\| /\ \/o_o\/ || /\/o\| \/O_O\/ || || / \_/ \ \/\.-|/o\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||__| \ / |__\ |\`-'/| \___||__| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \___|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || How about it, folks! || || || Could WE be stand-up || || A-yuk! A-yuk! || comics, in America? || || A-yuk! A-yuk! || / || || / \ || / We NEED || || .-""-. \ || .-""-. career changes! || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || || /( ( -_-( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || \/\ /\/o\| /\/\ \/-_-\/ /\ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \ \_/ \ \/\.-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || \___ | | __/ \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||___| \ / |_\ | `-' | /_||___| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \__|| || | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || ` ' / || || || ' ______ || || || \ __,-~~/~ " `---. ' || ) I guess not... ) ) || ||` _/_~~~( '" \ ~`~ )\__ || ( / ( || || _/ * < '|** / ) \ || .-""-. 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