X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,60d4fc5fbfd80508,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-09-15 20:16:05 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news.ems.psu.edu!news.cis.ohio-state.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!howland.erols.net!panix!news.stealth.net!news.stealth.net!prodigy.com!newsmst01.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.com!postmaster.news.prodigy.com!newssvr11.news.prodigy.com.POSTED!not-for-mail Reply-To: "JRO" From: "JRO" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: THE MASTERMINDS Lines: 269 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: 65.64.48.18 X-Complaints-To: abuse@prodigy.net X-Trace: newssvr11.news.prodigy.com 1032146134 ST000 65.64.48.18 (Sun, 15 Sep 2002 23:15:34 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 15 Sep 2002 23:15:34 EDT Organization: Prodigy Internet http://www.prodigy.com X-UserInfo1: FKPO@SNDDPRWWQDSN[OJNW@@YJ_ZTB\MV@BNMRQIMASJETAANVW[AKWZE\]^XQWIGNE_[EBL@^_\^JOCQ^RSNVLGTFTKHTXHHP[NB\_C@\SD@EP_[KCXX__AGDDEKGFNB\ZOKLRNCY_CGG[RHT_UN@C_BSY\G__IJIX_PLSA[CCFAULEY\FL\VLGANTQQ]FN Date: Mon, 16 Sep 2002 03:15:34 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:19532 THE_MASTERMINDS_____________________________________________by_JRO | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || You Americans are a puzzle || || || to us Fundamentalist || Indeed, yes! You worry and || || Mahomedan types! || wonder just WHERE do we find || || / || all these suicide bombers. || || / || \ || || .-""-. || .-""-. \ || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || /\/-\| /\ \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ |/\.-|/o\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \____||_| \ / |_\ |\`-'/| \____|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || Has it NEVER occured to || || || you how the average || || A-yuk! A-yuk! || camel-jockey is forced || || A-yuk! A-yuk! || to live? || || / \ || / Engage your || || .-""-. \ || .-""-. oversized brains! || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || || /( ( -_-( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || \/\ /\/o\| /\/\ \/-_-\/ /\ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \ \_/ \ \/\.-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || \___ | | __/ \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||___| \ / |_\ | `-' | /_||___| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \__|| || | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || Fools! We keep them in || || || poverty, and we don't || We don't allow them any || || allow them any beer! || booze, either! || || / || \ || || .-""-. || .-""-. \ || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. || || ( o_o( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\|/\/ \/o_o\/ || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_// \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | _/ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||___| \ / |__| | `-' | \__||____| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \_|| || | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || There is NO television! They || || They CANNOT go to || may NOT listen to music! || || a titty bar! || / || || / RIGHT! || / Britany Spears - || || .-""-. \ || .-""-. NO! NO! || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ /\ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/O\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| /___|| _| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \___|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || NO radio! NO internet! || NO baseball, football, golf, || || NO Hollywood movies! || hockey, or basketball! || || / || / || || .-""-. || .-""-. || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ ||/( ( o_o( )\ / _.- \ || || /\/O\| \/o_o\/ ||\/\ /\/o\| /\/ \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. ||/ \ \_/ \ \ .-|/-\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ ||\___ | | __/ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \____||__| \ / |__| | `-' | \___|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || || NO hotdogs, NO hamburgers, || || NO tailgating at || and NO BBQ pork ribs! || || Superbowl-mania! || / || || .-""-. \ || .-""-. NO FISHSTICKS! || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ /\ || /\/O\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-./\| || / \_/ \ .-|/O\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| /___|| _| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \___|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || They COULD watch soccer || || || games in one of our United || ...But since we are always || || Nations-supplied stadiums... || having EXECUTIONS in them... || || / || / || || .-""-. A-yuk, yuk! || .-""-.They'll never know!|| || \ .--.| .-"-. / || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || || ( o_o( /\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\|/\( \/-_-\/ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_// \ .-|/o\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | _/ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||___| \ / |__| | `-' | \__||____| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \_|| || | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || || And did you know that we || || A-yuk! A-yuk! || don't allow our "people" || || A-yuk! A-yuk! || to shave! Worse yet - || || / \ || \ || || .-""-. \ || .-""-. \ || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. || || /( ( -_-( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || \/\ /\/O\| /\/\ \/-_-\/ /\ || /\/-\| )\ \/o_o\/ || || / \ \_/ \ \/\.-|/O\|-./\| || / \_/ \ |/\.-|/o\|-. || || \___ | | __/ \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||___| \ / |_\ | `-' | /_||___| \ / |_\ |\`-'/| \__|| || | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| ||______________________________ ______________________________|| || || || || ||They can't shower, to wash || || - We don't allow their ||off the smell of dinner! || || WIVES to shave! || \ Which is usually || || / || \ donkey, cooked over || || .-""-. || .-""-. a camel-dung fire! || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \ ___||___| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \__|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| ||______________________________ ______________________________|| || They must wear RAGS for || || || clothes and hats! ||We don't allow them to pick || || / Baggy dresses and || their own brides! || || / veils for women! || / Somebody else does || || .-""-. \ || .-""-. that - FOR THEM! || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \ ___|| _| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \___|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || And their BRIDES smell a lot || || || like their donkey does! || Except the DONKEY usually || || / || has a BETTER disposition! || || / || \ || || .-""-. || .-""-. \ || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_/ \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | \ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||___| \ / |__| | `-' | \__||____| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \_|| || | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || || || || And to top things off, we || || || keep a guy WAILING at them || YES! And they must act || || from a tower, all day long! || RESPECTFUL, while he does! || || / || \ || || .-""-. || .-""-. \ || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. || || ( o_o( /( / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || /\/o\|/\| \/o_o\/ || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ || || / \_// \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || / | | _/ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||___| \ / |__| | `-' | \__||____| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \_|| || | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| | ______________________________ ______________________________ | || During the entire life of the|| || || typical, peon camel-jockey, || And THAT'S how we find || || WE tell him things will be || suicide terrorists! || || better, WHEN HE IS DEAD! || \ || || / || \ || || .-""-. || .-""-. || || \ .--.| .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. || || /( ( o_o( )\ / _.- \ || ( o_o( / _.- \ || || \/\ /\/o\| /\/ \/o_o\/ || /\/-\| \/o_o\/ || || / \ \_/ \ \ .-|/-\|-. || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || || \___ | | __/ / \ / \ || / | | \ / \ / \ || ||___| \ / |_ | | `-' | \__||___| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \__|| || | \_| | | \ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| ||______________________________ ______________________________|| || || || || Are you begin to || || || understood? || A-yuk! A-yuk! || || / || A-yuk! A-yuk! || || / Or should we draw || / \ || || .-""-. you a picture? || .-""-. \ || || \ .--.| \ .-"-. || \ .--.| .-"-. || || ( o_o( / _.- \ || /( ( -_-( )\ / _.- \ || || /\/o\| \/o_o\/ || \/\ /\/o\| /\/\ \/-_-\/ /\ || || / \_/ \ .-|/o\|-. || / \ \_/ \ \/\.-|/o\|-./\| || || / | | \ / \ / \ || \___ | | __/ \ / \ || ||_| \ / |__| |\`-'/| \ ___||___| \ / |_\ | `-' | /_|| || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || | \_| | | \\_/ / | || || | ||/ | | \_ | | || | ||/ | | \_ | | || || | ||\ | \ |/ / || | ||\ | \ |/ / || || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || \__/__)\_/ \___/_|___/ || ||______________________________||______________________________|| ||________________________________________________________jro/'02| ___ (__ `-._ _____ `-._ `-._ .' `. JRO `-._ `-._ .=========. twelfwisp .com `._ /`-..- . @hotmail `-._ . jro '-.._______.' "When I smoke a pipe, I prefer a Peterson's."