X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,fd6f6e29ca8ea76f,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-09-11 02:47:04 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!pln-w!extra.newsguy.com!lotsanews.com!news-out.triton.net!triton.net!newsfeeder.triton.net!prodigy.com!newsmst01.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.com!postmaster.news.prodigy.com!newssvr11.news.prodigy.com.POSTED!not-for-mail Reply-To: "JRO" From: "JRO" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Ascii Art Webring Lines: 58 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MIMEOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.218.188.62 X-Complaints-To: abuse@prodigy.net X-Trace: newssvr11.news.prodigy.com 1031737590 ST000 64.218.188.62 (Wed, 11 Sep 2002 05:46:30 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 05:46:30 EDT Organization: Prodigy Internet http://www.prodigy.com X-UserInfo1: FKPGG[COGRBMR_I]]ZN@_TDAYZOZ@GXOXR]ZMVMHQAVTUZ]CLNTCPFK[WDXDHV[K^FCGJCJLPF_D_NCC@FUG^Q\DINVAXSLIFXYJSSCCALP@PB@\OS@BITWAH\CQZKJMMD^SJA^NXA\GVLSRBD^M_NW_F[YLVTWIGAXAQBOATKBBQRXECDFDMQ\DZFUE@\JM Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 09:46:30 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:19466 To... Mostly the members of the Ascii Art Webring (at least the ones still reading this drivel of a newsgroup; it doesn't appear that you post to it). I could use a helper. Sometimes I need the yard mowed, and no one will do it for me. It would be nice if someone would come by and wax my car. There's also a bit of trim on the back of the house that could use an extra nail, and I keep forgetting to do that. Taking out the trash and feeding the dogs ere optional. Said someone could also help run the webring - in which I have been remiss - over the last year. There are currently 35 active, working sites in the webring. On the average, it drags in +-500 hits a week. The webring does not "auto-manage", because of loose policies, and special considerations reguarding customized webring "navigators". This means someone needs to check the webring, on occasion. New submissions continue, and need processing. Most of them are junk, but some are sutible (which means they actually contain asskey artwork, and it isn't miscredited). Sometimes, old sites just go away, and have to be culled out. The webring needs a new "Homepage", and if you can help make one, that would be fine. Whoever wants the job of helping out, needs to be dependable; an old hand - someone who isn't going to disappear off the web anytime soon (that may leave out some of you college students). You MAY be from somewhere other than Oklahoma. You don't have to be a Native American, although North American location is prefered... but not required. It would be better, however, if you at least come from a country that has/uses toilet paper. You will need a sense of humor. I also require a lot of stroking, so brown-nosing ability is a must. You should wear shoes, and not (currently) be pregnant. If female, a size 38 bust (or larger, within reasonable limits) could be a big plus. If male, then you should not be caught gawking at my wife. You should not ask to borrow money from me. You should not ask for the loan of a car. You should bathe on a regular basis. Flossing is recommended. It would help if you could type fast, like me. You also should be free of personal predjudice... but only concerning web pages. There are truly dispicable people that I allow in the webring, if their pages are okay. It's not really my place to enforce restrictions on complete nimwits, through the management of a little webring intended for displaying textpix. If I were not to include nimwits, then there wouldn't hardly be any pages in the webring. Nimwits are welcome. Nimwits are also welcome to contact me, about webring management. I can work with nimwits, providing they will work. You can go here, to see the webring's "Hub Page" (whatever the hell that means): http://r.webring.com/hub?ring=ascii You can contact me about helping out, at this address (once you put it back together): twelfwisp .com @hotmail I will reply back. .---. .'_ _`. )(_) (_)( | /.^.\ | jro \WWWWW/ twelfwisp .com `---' @hotmail "Happy people love cleaning and saving dead things."