X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,268746e2b2e390a3,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-11-27 10:17:11 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!cyclone.bc.net!newsfeed.telusplanet.net!rip!news.webusenet.com!prodigy.com!newsmst01.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.com!postmaster.news.prodigy.com!newssvr30.news.prodigy.com.POSTED!not-for-mail Reply-To: "JRO" From: "JRO" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: ALLIES Lines: 242 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2720.3000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: 65.67.206.91 X-Complaints-To: abuse@prodigy.net X-Trace: newssvr30.news.prodigy.com 1038420644 ST000 65.67.206.91 (Wed, 27 Nov 2002 13:10:44 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2002 13:10:44 EST Organization: Prodigy Internet http://www.prodigy.com X-UserInfo1: [[OGRVNGGXUUGFD[YRKNOPDA[X_LPO@FFA_J]Q]KEYUNDQUCCNSUAACY@L[ZX__HGFD]JBJNSFXTOOGA_VWY^_HG@FW_HUTHOH]TBPGCO\P^PLP^@[GLHUK@WLECKFVL^TYG[@RMWQXIWM[SDDYWNLG_G[_BWUCHFY_Y@AS@Q[B\APPF@DCZM_PG_VSCPQZM Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2002 18:10:44 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:20865 ALLIES__________________________________________________by JRO |____________________________________________________________| |You know, I'm gittin' pretty tired | | of the way folks is talking 'bout ______________________ | | our good and true friends, the _____________________ \ | | Sawdi Arabians. It seems a lot ######################|| | | of IGNORANT SONSABITCHES can't ######################|| | | tell our FRIENDS from our ENEMIES. #####################|| | | ######################|| | | ||############################|| | | __..\/ ||############################|| | | /\ \ \\ ||############################|| | | /_/\_.___\ ||############################|| | | /\~()/()~//\ ||############################|| | | \_ (_ _/ ||############################|| | | \ //\\ / ||############################|| | | _/\ __ /\_ ||############################|| | | .' \ \<>/ / `. ||############################|| | | / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ | | / \/ \ | | | | __| | | |___|___|________|___|_______________________________________| |____________________________________________________________| | So, for the EDUCATION of some | | of you BIGOTED, HATE MONGERING ______________________ | | BASTARDS out there, I am going _____________________ \ | | to just SHOW you the SIMPLE, ######################|| | |EASY-TO-SPOT differences between ######################|| | |the BAD GUYS, and the GOOD GUYS. #####################|| | | ######################|| | | ||############################|| | | __..\/ ||############################|| | | /\ \ \\ ||############################|| | | /_/\_.___\ ||############################|| | | /\~()/()~//\ ||############################|| | | \_ (_ _/ ||############################|| | | \ //\\ / __ ||############################|| | | _/\ __ /\_ (\(((\ ||############################|| | | .' \ \<>/ / `. \___/ ||############################|| | | / \//\\/ \ / / \______________________________/ | | / \/ / / | | | | __\ / | |___|___|_________\____/_____________________________________| |____________________________________________________________| | | | ______________________________ | | / ____________________________ \ | | May we have the ||############################|| | | Monitor, please... ||############################|| | | ||############################|| | | ||############################|| | | ||############################|| | | __..\/ ||############################|| | | /\ \ \\ ||############################|| | | /_/\_.___\ ||############################|| | | /\~()/()~//\ ||############################|| | | \_ (_ _/ ||############################|| | | \ //\\ / ||############################|| | | _/\ __ /\_ ||############################|| | | .' \ \<>/ / `. ||############################|| | | / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ | | / \/ \ | | | | __| | | |___|___|________|___|_______________________________________| |____________________________________________________________| |Here you see a typical, freedom- | |loving Sawdi Ally, the Prince ________________________ | | Ahmed Abd Rat Al Ahab - for _______________________ \ | |short. He's a staunch supporter __._ || | |of the War on Terror, cultural .-' `-. || | |and religious freedom, and a close / \ || | |friend to America, all his life. |"".._____..-| || | | /""-..____..-" \ || | | __..\/ | \\ | || | | /\ \ \\ || / | \ / | | || | | /_/\_.___\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || | | /\~()/()~//\ || | /;:____;::/ \ || | | \_ (_ _/ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || | | \ //\\ / /) || / | `;::::;' \ || | | _/\ __ /\_ (\/((\|| | \ "::" \ || | | .' \ \<>/ / `. \___/||__|________|______________|_|| | | / \|/\|/ \ / |\______________________________/ | | / \/ \/ / | | | | __\ / / | |___|___|_________\____/_____________________________________| |____________________________________________________________| | | | Westerners are INDEED lucky ____________________________ | | to have such a man in their ___________________________ \ | | confidence. The Prince is a ###########################|| | | man you KNOW you can trust. ###########################|| | | Next picture, please... |############################|| | | ||############################|| | | ||############################|| | | __..\/ ||############################|| | | /\ \ \\ ||############################|| | | /_/\_.___\ ||############################|| | | /\~()/()~//\ ||############################|| | | \_ (_ _/ ||############################|| | | \ //\\ / ||############################|| | | _/\ __ /\_ ||############################|| | | .' \ \<>/ / `. ||############################|| | | / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ | | / \/ \ | | | | __| | | |___|___|________|___|_______________________________________| |____________________________________________________________| | Here is the known terrorist | | mastermind, Sheikh Hassan Fookme _______________________ | | En Nahass. Hassan is one BAD BOY. ______________________ \ | | He's a known Al Queda associate. __._ || | | A low-brow, Christian-hating, .-' `-. || | | Jew-hating, American-hating, / \ || | |mass murderer. He hates Coka-Cola, |"".._____..-| || | | so he only drinks camel piss. /""-..____..-" \ || | | __..\/ | \\ | || | | /\ \ \\ || / | \ / | | || | | /_/\_.___\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || | | /\~()/()~//\ || | /;:____;::/ \ || | | \_ (_ _/ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || | | \ //\\ / /) || / | `;::::;' \ || | | _/\ __ /\_ (\/((\|| | \ "::" \ || | | .' \ \<>/ / `. \___/||__|________|______________|_|| | | / \|/\|/ \ / |\______________________________/ | | / \/ \/ / | | | | __\ / / | |___|___|_________\____/_____________________________________| |____________________________________________________________| | | | ______________________________ | | / ____________________________ \ | | || __._ || | | Uhhh... || .-' `-. || | | || / \ || | | || |"".._____..-| || | | || /""-..____..-" \ || | | _\/.___ || | \\ | || | | // / \ \\ || / | \ / | | || | | / . _/\._\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || | | |`/\ ~()\() || | /;:____;::/ \ || | | \\\_ _) || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || | | \\ ///\ || / | `;::::;' \ || | | _/\ __ /\_ /) || | \ "::" \ || | | .' \ \<>/ / `. /)\ ||__|________|______________|_|| | | / \//\\/ \ /\ | \______________________________/ | | / \/ \/ \/ | | | | __|\ / / | |__|___|________| \____/_____________________________________| |____________________________________________________________| | | | ______________________________ | | / ____________________________ \ | | || __._ || | | Hmmm... || .-' `-. || | | || / \ || | | || |"".._____..-| || | | || /""-..____..-" \ || | | __. || | \\ | || | | \|.-' \\ || / | \ / | | || | | / _/() || | |:.(__).::| \ || | | | /\~()_) || | /;:____;::/ \ || | | \\ \_ //\ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || | | \ | _/ || / | `;::::;' \ || | | _`-/ /\_ || | \ "::" \ || | | .' \ \<>/ / `. ||__|________|______________|_|| | | / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ | | / \/ \ | | | | __| | | |___|___|________|___|_______________________________________| |____________________________________________________________| | | | ______________________________ | | / ____________________________ \ | | || __._ || | | Surely not... || .-' `-. || | | || / \ || | | || |"".._____..-| || | | || /""-..____..-" \ || | | __..\/ || | \\ | || | | /\ \ \\ || / | \ / | | || | | /_/\_.___\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || | | /\~()/()~//\ || | /;:____;::/ \ || | | \_ (_ _/ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || | | \ //\\ / || / | `;::::;' \ || | | _/\ __ /\_ || | \ "::" \ || | | .' \ \<>/ / `. ||__|________|______________|_|| | | / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ | | / \/ \ | | | | __| | | |__|___|________|___|________________________________________| |____________________________________________________________| | | | ______________________________ | | / ____________________________ \ | |It's POSSIBLE I may have || __._ || | | misused the expression, || .-' `-. || | |"hate mongering", earlier. || / \ || | | || |"".._____..-| || | | || /""-..____..-" \ || | | __..\/ || | \\ | || | | /\ \ \\ || / | \ / | | || | | /_/\_.___\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || | | /\\~()\()~/\ || | /;:____;::/ \ || | | \_ _) _/ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || | | \ //\\/ / | `;::::;' \ || | | /))) __/\ __ /\__ (((\ | \ "::" \ || | |/ |/) / \ \<>/ / \ (\| \ |________|______________|_|| | |\___/ / \//\\/ \ \___/ ___________________________/ | | \ \/ \/ \/ / | | \ / __ \ / | |___\____/|__________|\____/_________________________________| |_____________________________________________________jro/2002 .--.-~-. / \6524\ ____ \ /====/ .` /`~-.\ / / _...-'----'____ ~/ / .-~ == ````-- /_ ||== ...... || Jonathon R. 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