X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,f9015f30c24acd01,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-11-23 03:55:28 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!logbridge.uoregon.edu!newsfeed.cwix.com!prodigy.com!newsmst01.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.com!postmaster.news.prodigy.com!newssvr12.news.prodigy.com.POSTED!not-for-mail Reply-To: "JRO" From: "JRO" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: THE DRUNKS Lines: 240 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2720.3000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: 208.191.71.35 X-Complaints-To: abuse@prodigy.net X-Trace: newssvr12.news.prodigy.com 1038040373 ST000 208.191.71.35 (Sat, 23 Nov 2002 03:32:53 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 23 Nov 2002 03:32:53 EST Organization: Prodigy Internet http://www.prodigy.com X-UserInfo1: TSU[@I_AOPTQG_@SAZ_D]_HBWB]^PCPDLXUNNH\KMAVNDQUBLNTC@AWZWDXZXQ[K\FFSKCVM@F_N_DOBWVWG__LG@VVOIPLIGX\\BU_B@\P\PFX\B[APHTWAHDCKJF^NHD[YJAZMCY_CWG[SX\Y]^KC\HSZRWSWKGAY_PC[BQ[BXAS\F\\@DMTLFZFUE@\VL Date: Sat, 23 Nov 2002 08:32:53 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:20815 THE DRUNKS____________________________________________________by JRO | __________________________________________________________________ | || .-""-. || || |-.__.-| || || | | || || "GLUG |______|___ || || GLUG (_) ||.'\ || || GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ________________________ || || /(_) (__/ ..``\ | Dog bites | DAILY RAG | || || /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | man. |============| || || /\\ || //\` . .\ | |105 dead in | || || \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ |New reality| Nigeria | || || \ ____ / \' . / |show called| | || || _____/\______/\_/._'. / |"Bordello |IS Victoria | || || _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. 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' ' | | @ | || || \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ || || /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ || || ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ || || /\_\_\_\ | / / / || || ___/ / |__________/ / /___ || || / ___ / ___ / jro | | / || ||__________________________________________________________________|| | __________________________________________________________________ | || || || "Maybe this will make these Beauty || || Contest promoters think twice about || || holding a contest in some third world || || African nation, where they were practising || || genocide in their recent history, and || || a lot of folks there seem to want to || || return to it." || || / || || / || || __________ ________________________ || || //////////\\ | Man kicks | DAILY RAG | || || ////////// \\\ | dog. |============| || || /// __ __ \\\ | |105 dead in | || || /|| (O| |(O ||\ |New reality| Nigeria | || || \_ (__) _/ |show called| | || || \ ///\\\ / |"Bordello |IS Victoria | || || ____/\________/\____ | Survivor" |Secret show | || || _____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________|_ | soft porn?_|__|| || /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ (__)e Another| (__) || || /. 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