X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,95ef97af1fa3b3c5,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-05-29 08:49:53 PST Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Annie and Willie 1 [cartoon] From: "The Unknown Artist" NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.38.163.232 X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.38.163.232 Message-ID: <3cf4f67b@post.newsfeed.com> Date: 29 May 2002 10:40:43 -0500 X-Trace: post.newsfeed.com 1022686843 64.38.163.232 (29 May 2002 10:40:43 -0500) Organization: Newsfeeds.com http://www.newsfeed.com 100,000+ UNCENSORED Newsgroups. The #1 Usenet Service on the Planet! Lines: 155 X-Comments: This message was posted through Newsfeed.com's, FREE publicly accessible Usenet Server - "post.newsfeeds.com" X-Comments2: IMPORTANT: Newsfeed.com does not condone, nor support, spam or any illegal or copyrighted postings. X-Comments3: IMPORTANT: Under NO circumstances will postings containing illegal or copyrighted material through this service be tolerated!! X-Report: Please report illegal or inappropriate use to X-Abuse-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers, INCLUDING the body (DO NOT SEND ATTACHMENTS) Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!nntp-relay.ihug.net!ihug.co.nz!news-out.newsfeeds.com!l2!post.newsfeed.com!not-for-mail Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:17445 *** post for FREE via your newsreader at post.newsfeed.com *** Hee-hee! After all these years, the lemmings still can't wait to rush out and buy my latest bugware. And the cash just keeps on ROLLING in! I'll tell ya, Annie, I've got a license to mint money. I'm richer than ten King Tuts! \ _____ ,,////, ((( `\ ,//////\\ _ _`\ ) // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) | _\) ~-( ) \ \__/ ,-'((,,,)) .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ || | \ ( , | || | | M$ |\ \ `-.-``-.-'/|_| /~~\ | | | \ \ \ / | | | | | | | | | ______ =[]=; / / --| |--|~|-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'---------------- |____| '-' o \====== \_/ o o | So what's next on 'the road ahead,' Willy? / _____ ,,////, ((( `\ ,//////\\ , ,`\ ) // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) | _\) ~-( ) \ \__/ ,-'((,,,)) .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ || | | ( , | || | | M$ | | `-.-``-.-'/|_| / \ | | | | \ / | | |~~~~| |~| | | | ______ =[]=; / / --| |--| |-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'---------------- |____| '-' o \====== \_/ o o | WIN-DOZE BS!!! It's coming out next year, and it's not compatible with ANYTHING! Existing software will become instant garbage! The stupid lemmings will have to go out and buy ALL NEW versions of EVERYTHING! At premium prices, of course! HA-HA-HAAAAA!! \ _____ ,,////, ((( `\ ;;;/ ,//////\\ \;;; 6 6`\ ) \--\ // [']-['] /--/ (^ ) ) \ \ | _\) / / ~-( ) \ \ \ \__/ / / ,-'((,,,)) \ `-'\__/-' / ,- \_/ `\ || \ / ( , | || | M$ | `-.-``-.-'/|_| / \ | | \ / | | |~~~~| | | | | ______ =[]=; / / --| |--|~|---'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'---------------- |____| '-' o \====== \_/ o o | Gee, I dunno, Willy. With all the concerns over your security leaks and that cockamamie NET fiasco, the surveys are showing that the coming trend is retro command-line computing. / _____ ,,////, ((( `\ ,//////\\ , ,`\ ) // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) | _\) ~-( ) \ __/ ,-'((,,,)) .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ || | \ ( , | || | | M$ |\ \ `-.-``-.-'/|_| / \ | | | \ \ \ / | | | | |~| | | | ______ =[]=; / / --|~~~~|--| |-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'---------------- |____| '-' o \====== \_/ o o | WH - WHAT??? Yep. I heard that Lineo is pressing \ 200 million CDs of DR-DOS 7.07 right now. Fully multitasking with a complete office software suite, plus a killer web browser and 'Net access package for $29 retail. , | , / \ / _____ ,,////, ((( `\ ` ,//////\\ ` , ,`\ ) // [O]-[O] (^ ) ) | _\) ~-( ) \ o/ ,-'((,,,)) .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ || / \ ( , | || / /| M$ |\ \ `-.-``-.-'/|_| / \ / / | | \ \ \ / | | | | | |/ | | ______ =[]=; / / --|~~~~|--|~|---'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'---------------- |____| '-' o \====== \_/ o o | But -- but -- they can't DO that! It...it's UNFAIR COMPETITION! You're such a nerd, Willy. \ / , | , \ / _____ ,,////, ((( `\ ;;;/ ,//////\\ \;;; _ _`\ ) \--\ // [+]-[+] /--/ (^ ) ) \ \ | _\) / / ~-( ) \ \ \ , / / / ,-'((,,,)) \ `-'\__/-' / ,- \_/ `\ || \ / ( , | || | M$ | `-.-``-.-'/|_| / \ | | \ / | | | | | | | | ______ =[]=; / / --| |--|.|---'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'---------------- |____| '-' o \====== \_/ o o | -----= Posted via Newsfeed.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeed.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== 100,000 Groups! - 19 Servers! - Unlimited Download! =-----