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Subject: Re: Help! Need cyclist picture
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> IF NERDBOY AND MANDY WERE NORWEGIAN:
> ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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>  Gj�r De rir en sykkel, NerdBoy?
>               \
>                        Jeg en gang lekte et videospill med sykler i det.
>                        Gj�r det kvalifiserer?
>                                    /
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>               \     (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.
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> IF NERDBOY AND MANDY WERE FRENCH:
> '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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>   Ahhhh, NerdBoy! Je tu desire.
>               \
>                      Oui, moi aussi...uhhh, je pense...
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> IF NERDBOY AND MANDY WERE MEXICAN:
> ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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> NERDBOY!
>   /
> /          Que pasa?
>                  \
>                         Ay, caramba! Linda...mi esposa!
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> IF NERDBOY AND MANDY WERE BRITISH:
> ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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>   NerdBoy, the ceiling needs painting.
>              \
>                     Yes, dear...I'll take care of it tomorrow.
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> IF NERDBOY AND MANDY WERE GERMAN:
> '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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>       Bratwurst, NerdBoy?
>              \
>                          Ja, das ist richtig.
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> IF NERDBOY AND MANDY WERE CHINESE:
> ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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>                zzzz
>                  \         ZZZZZ
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> IF NERDBOY AND MANDY WERE AMERICAN:
> '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>                                  ..''''..
>                                 (   __   )
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You just picked some random foreign words and inserted in some of the comics
it seems.
OK to be fair .. you used a dictionary to translate word for word .. which
produces really f*cked up sentences .. especially the norwegian.


I made my own :

  Did I mention I was a virgin ?
        \
                        Ah .. To bodly go where no man have gone before !
                        To seed new life and new civilizations !
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