X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,eb985ad3d5765732 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-03-21 15:10:27 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news.alt.net!oz.net!usenet From: "Art Gorilla Gal" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: TO BE OR NOT TO BE A DUMMY, THAT IS THE QUESTION... Date: 21 Mar 2002 23:10:25 GMT Lines: 106 Message-ID: References: <3c9a5053.4071019@news.cox-internet.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 206.97.57.25 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:15892 This is incredible. I wish you would post it to some quit smoking groups I just joined! WOW! Thanks! "Smokey Spitz" wrote in message news:3c9a5053.4071019@news.cox-internet.com... > #\#\#\#\#\#\#\/ > %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% > = %%%%%%%% % > =%%%%%%%% | > _= %%%%% ####/ > / _\ %%% < (@) > || \ %%% _ \ > | |/ %% (___) > \__/ / ### > / < _) > / \ \ \ > \ \ / > \_________ ; > / > > > SMOKE, DIP, CHAW > > I could not help but watch them smoke, > Friends and neighbors, it was a joke! > They'd wheeze and cough, and sneeze and whiz, > It was their "right," both hers and his. > > They'd huff and puff, and snort and blow, > And on the habit, they'd burn their dough; > They had to have a cigarette, > And on each one, their lives would bet. > > But that was not the half of it, > They stinky smelled with each one lit! > And if smoking were not enough, > You should have seen them dipping snuff! > > They'd spit into a filthy cup, > That looked like vomit just thrown up; > But then there were the cigars rolled, > Between stained teeth, they them would hold. > > All that sucking and blowing, too, > Made me think of tobacco spew; > A plug they'd bite to get a chaw, > To spit the juice that filled their jaw. > > Not emphysema or cancer, > Or any disease would hamper > Their addiction to satisfy > Their craving though from it they'll die. > > Now, when you watch, you must admit, > How stupid they look doing it; > Tobacco ashes, spit someday > Will fill coffins where their butts lay! > > -Smokey Spitz > ======================================== > > MOVIE that glamorized cigarette smoking > > Smoke That Cigarette (1987) > > Category: > Comedy > Cast: > John Wayne (died of lung cancer) > Steve McQueen (died of lung cancer) > Desi Arnaz (died of lung cancer) > Lucille Ball (died of lung cancer) > Lauren Bacall (died of lung cancer) > James Garner (had a lung removed) > > Run Time: 51 (mins) > Rating: NR > Distributor Name: MPI Home Video > Summary: A fun-filled musical romp through > the pop culture of cigarette > memorabillia. Songs, girls, thrills > and romance all highlight these > nostalgic advertisements, > television shows and movies that > glamorized smoking. > > \\\\/// > ( o o ) > |=======oOOo=====(_)=====oOOo=============| > | To be a dummy or not to be a dummy, | > | That is the question... | > | DUMB 'T DUMB, DUMB... | > | Smoking, dipping, chewing are not cool!| > > |===================Oooo==================| > oooO ( ) > ( ) ) / > \ ( (_/ > \_) > > > >