X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,46b67c5e773fd77f,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-06-27 23:34:09 PST Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Annie and Willy From: "The Unknown Artist" NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.38.143.26 X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.38.143.26 Message-ID: <3d1c00e1@post.usenet.com> Date: 28 Jun 2002 01:23:29 -0500 X-Trace: post.usenet.com 1025245409 64.38.143.26 (28 Jun 2002 01:23:29 -0500) Organization: usenet.com http://www.usenet.com 80,000+ UNCENSORED Newsgroups. The #1 Usenet Service on the Planet! Lines: 146 X-Comments: This message was posted through Usenet.com's, FREE publicly accessible Usenet Server - "post.usenet.com" X-Comments2: IMPORTANT: Usenet.com does not condone, nor support, spam or any illegal or copyrighted postings. X-Comments3: IMPORTANT: Under NO circumstances will postings containing illegal or copyrighted material through this service be tolerated!! X-Report: Please report illegal or inappropriate use to X-Abuse-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers, INCLUDING the body (DO NOT SEND ATTACHMENTS) Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news-out.nuthinbutnews.com!propagator-sterling!news-in.nuthinbutnews.com!news-in-sterling.newsfeed.com!post.usenet.com!not-for-mail Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:17904 **** Post for FREE via your newsreader at post.usenet.com **** The stock market is in the dumper, Annie. My shares have plummeted. I've lost a billion dollars, and never even got to enjoy it. \ _____ ,,////, ((( `\ ,//////\\ _ _`\ ) // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) | _\) ~-( ) \ __/ ,-'((,,,)) .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ || | \ ( , | || | | M$ |\ \ `-.-``-.-'/|_| / \ | | | \ \ \ / | | |~~~~| | | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' --| XXX|--|~|-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- |____| '-' o \====== \_/ o o | On top of that, the company retirement fund is composed entirely of corporate stock. Now the stupid staffers are grumbling, just 'cuz they see their retirement money slipping away. Idiots. \ _____ ,,////, ((( `\ ,//////\\ _ _`\ ) // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) | _\) ~-( ) \ __/ ,-'((,,,)) .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ || | | ( , | || | | M$ | | `-.-``-.-'/|_| / \ | | | | \ / | | |~~~~| | | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' --| XXX|--|~|-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- |____| '-' o \====== \_/ o o | Sounds like you need to jack up the staff a little bit. / Like, how? \ _____ ,,////, ((( `\ ,//////\\ , ,`\ ) // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) | _\) ~-( ) \ __/ ,-'((,,,)) .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ || | | ( , | || | | M$ | | `-.-``-.-'/|_| / \ | | | | \ / | | |~~~~| | | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' --| XXX|--|~|-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- |____| '-' o \====== \_/ o o | Well, maybe you could try that 'monkey dance' again. | You mean, like I did on the stage when I... | \ | Yeah, that's it. _____ / ,,////, ((( `\ ,//////\\ , ,`\ ) // [.]-[.] (^ ) ) | _\) ~-( ) \ \__/ ,-'((,,,)) .-'\__/-. ,- \_/ `\ || | \ ( , | || | | M$ |\ \ `-.-``-.-'/|_| / \ | | | \ \ \ / | | |~~~~| | | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' --| XXX|--|~|-'-'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- |____| '-' o \====== \_/ o o | You really think it would work? It couldn't hurt. \ _____ / ,,////, ((( `\ ((((/ ,//////\\ \)))) _ _`\ ) \--\ // [o]-[o] /--/ (^ ) ) ', ', | _\) ,' ,' ~-( ) ', ', \ \__/ ,' ,' ,-'((,,,)) ', '-'\__/-' ,' ,- \_/ `\ || ', ,' ( , | || | M$ | `-.-``-.-'/|_| / \ | | \ / | | |~~~~| | | | | ______ =()=; / ,' --| XXX|--|~|---'-----'-\__$__\------------'-----'-'-------------- |____| '-' o \====== \_/ o o | Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! You're such a nerd, Willy. \ __ _____ / ,\\\\,, / _,\ ((( `\ //\\\\\\, \_\ _ _`\ ) [-][-] \\ _,_) # /) (^ ) ) (/_ |_/ __/ // ~-( ) \__/ / _( ___// ,-'((,,,)) \__/ -. '-._/,--' ,- \_/ `\ || _\\_, / M$ -//. ( , | || \_ \_/ -,._ _ ) ) `-.-``-.-'/|_| / \ \/ / ) / / \ / | | |~~~~| \-__,/ ( ( (__ =()=; / ,' --| XXX|--|~|--------\.__,-)\_\------------'-----'-'-------------- |____| '-' )\_ / -(= \_/ o / -(//// | //// (monkey by "b'ger") -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= *** Usenet.com - The #1 Usenet Newsgroup Service on The Planet! *** http://www.usenet.com Unlimited Download - 19 Seperate Servers - 90,000 groups - Uncensored -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=