X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII X-Google-Thread: f996b,fadd8ad90be597dc X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-07-16 08:25:23 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!newsfeed.berkeley.edu!ucberkeley!intgwpad.nntp.telstra.net!news.telstra.net!news-server.bigpond.net.au!not-for-mail From: Richard James Subject: Re: Make Money Fast, No Joke, You Only Need =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A33?= Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: Lines: 238 User-Agent: KNode/0.7.1 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8Bit Message-ID: Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 15:25:02 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 203.51.220.238 X-Complaints-To: news@bigpond.net.au X-Trace: news-server.bigpond.net.au 1026833102 203.51.220.238 (Wed, 17 Jul 2002 01:25:02 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 01:25:02 EST Organization: BigPond Internet Services (http://www.bigpond.net.au) Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:18281 Chris wrote: > Make Money Fast, No Joke, You Only Need �3 Here is my �3 where is my money? > Just before you read the following letter, can I just say that this has > been very successful for me in the past, which is the reason for me doing > it once again. Last time I eraned �3,000 from just my first �3. Definately > do this, all you can loose is �3, so go for it, its excellent. Chris. My �3 now gimme my money > Make loads of money for JUST 3 POUNDS Oh three POUNDS ok here you go POUND, POUND, POUND now gimme my money spammer. > EARN LOADS OF MONEY HONESTLY, FAIRLY AND LEGALLY! Shouldn't that be EARN LOADS OF MONEY LEGALLY, IS SWEAR HONESTLY > HOW TO TURN �3 INTO �6,000!!! OR MUCH MORE!!! IT REALLY WORKS (16/07/02). So what watch this dude POUND POUND POUND With cut n paste we get POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND ad nausem, simpler than your method > I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. > A little while back, I was browsing through US and Japanese newsgroups, > just like you are now in the UK ones, and came across an article similar UK <- I have heard of that place /| / \ Does the UK look like this? | / /_/ > to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with > only an initial investment of �3.00! > So I thought, "Yeah right, this must be a scam", but like most of us, I > was curious, so I kept reading. curious or stupid? Look Ma a crocodile O \|/ O ^^^^^ | /////////// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / | \\\\\\\\\\\ &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& / \ / \ I am curious I will stick my head inside its mouth //// ///// -O // o ^^^^^ / ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /\ \\\\\\\\\\\ &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& / \ / \ Look ma no head \|/ O ^^^^^ | /////////// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / | \\\\\\\\\\\ &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& / \ / \ > Anyway, it said that you have to send �0.50 to each of the 6 names and > addresses stated in the article. You then place your own name and address > in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 > newsgroups. (There are thousands). No catch, that was it. So after > thinking it over, and talking to few people first, I thought about trying > it. I figured "what have I got to lose except 6 stamps and �3.00, right? > " Then I invested the measly �3. +---+ | #| Do you know how much stamps cost these days????? |$ | +---+ > Well GUESS WHAT! You won lotto? No wait you got a life. > Within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! This works best if you mail it to yourself. > I figured it would end soon; but the money just kept coming in - thousands > of pounds - and it's still coming in rapidly! Have you considered the cost of stamps for mailing your self so much? You must be losing thousands. > It's certainly worth �3.00, and 6 stamps. Let me tell you how this works, > and > most importantly, why it works. > Also make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the > information as you need it. If you follow the directions exactly, you will > start making more money than you thought possible by doing something easy! > Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (Print it out or download > it.) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in! > It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only �3.00(Plus postage). > IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; > and it is virtually no risk - it really works!!!! And I just saw the tooth fairy O _* \|/ ' Here have some fairy dust Spammer /_\ / \ > If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive > extraordinary dividends. > PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions Exactly, and �10,000 or more > could > be yours in 20 to 60 days. > This program remains successful because of the > honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by > carefully adhering to the instructions. Err no. That would be like adhering to the instuctions I got for my microwave and you know how that turned out /________ /__/ | |FF| Let me out you sick bastard | O |FF| my brain is melting | \|/ | | | /_\ |o | | / \ | | |_________| | Thats we she gets for giving me two pence for my tooth > You will now become part of the Mail Ordering business. No you will lead a life as a sick bastard spammer. > In this business your product is not solid and tangible; it's a service. Thats disservice > You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large > corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. However, the Yeah and many people would be happy to rip your fucking head off too. But you didn't mention that bit did ya &&&& / \ |o o| | Y | |/ \| --- O ' ' o (--,---o-) > money made from the mailing list is secondary income, which is made from > people like you and me asking to be included in that list. > Here are the 4 easy steps to success: > STEP 1:Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each STEP 1: be a complete asshole O Hi can I steal your granmothers weelchair? \|/ | / \ > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- > #1) J. Walker, 22 New Rowley Road, Dudley, West Midlands, DY2 8AS > #2) H. Clarke, 32 Wood Street, Norwich, Norfolk, NR1 3RD > #3) C.Anderson 24 Adam Street Falkirk Stirlingshire FK2 9EU > #4) R.McMillan 32 Tiree Crescent, Polmont, Falkirk, Stirlingshire FK2 0UX > #5) C.Pearce, 1 Hodges Row, The Street, Oulton, Norwich, NORFOLK NR11 6AF > #6) C.Gopsill, 172 Hawkins Lane, Burton-On-Trent, STAFFORDSHIRE DE14 1PX > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I mail explosives to these people do I win a special prize? \ / ====---* / \ > STEP 2: Now take the number 1 name off the list that you see above, and Step 2 Remove any last vestiges of humanity you have left O Hi I'm your local politician \|/ | / | > STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close STEP 3 Change your identity so noone finds out what a sick sad bastard you have become O Hi is that you derek O No I am a beared stranger from \|/ \#/ elbonia | | / \ / \ > STEP 1) Obviously spammers can't count either > GOODLUCK in YOUR NEW BUSINESS!!!!!!!!! How to turn �3 into �6,000! Or > more!!!! Because you'll need luck considering you will have no friends left > Do it!!!!! and suffer the consequences O Make $6000 and hour just ask me how \|/ | / \ Richard :) -- I lost my train of thought, I think it's in a tunnel.