X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,97f4faa65c3cb135,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-01-06 19:11:53 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!sn-xit-02!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!not-for-mail From: "Scrounge Weasel" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: BUD Date: Sun, 6 Jan 2002 22:12:29 -0500 Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Message-ID: X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-Mimeole: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@supernews.com Lines: 95 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:13504 This is BUD. He is from Louisiana. His family tree forks back on itself so many times, he eventually gives birth to himself. The banjo in his hands is a tribute to Dueling Banjos from Deliverance. He is hard to understand until you have lived with him for a while, so I will describe him. His head is a giant, single eyeball with many red veins. His head sports both two large horns and several smaller spikes. He has wings like an insect. He is growing arms from his legs. For feet, he has two heads, one happy and one frowning. The head-feet have spikes protruding, and pointed teeth from the mouths. Bud can only say "bzzzzz". In the Advanced Bud (not pictured), he is discovered to be an egg-laying marsupial. I have initialed this fine work. Please do not steal it. _. _ || /\ .---\ ____ |\. || |,../ | | / '''; ----- | `. _ / | | \ | | / ,' ,' | \_ .'` /''.,-'\ /\ .' | |__,/ \__/ / / ,' \ `. / / L/ |,- | /' | '''' '..... ''''' \ ''''---''''''''--..|' | '''--=-...................________ \ ,- -.....,-' '-. / ,,' || ,$$._----------'| _.-' | _,._ _,... ''''\ _|`._| ' `' | ,".-._.....,--|` | | ' | / `. ' '\ | `| |/ |' ' ' | | | ........_________ | ________ `--.._ '''''''---....___ | ____..,--'''_,----'' / -. '-..____ '''---... | ______,...---'''' _,-' _-' '-. '--._ '------'''''' _.--..__ _,.-' ,- `-._ `-. ______..._| ____,..--''. '--' _,-' --------------------'''______ , _/-..._ _ | |. ,..__ .-' / _,.-'.....__ '--| _|-' |----'' ''`--| ,' _.-' | '-.. _.|'_./| -. _, ,..,---.._ _,,-' | ` ,,-.,/ -/'._\ '-. , _,' '''''' |'''_.-'\_,|-/,-'-'| '-._ `. ,' ,- |,-' _/ -.||.-| \_ '-._ ,' ,- _____________________,-,-' , ' ,' .._ '-.. - __,.,' _.---'''' ,.. ,-' ,/- ,'_.-'' | '''---.._ '-.............. '. ......-'' | \ ,,-'_,-::|'-'' | ''---..__ '-...... _|--|-. _,-'_, /"-'-'| | AMM ''--.........______\ |,- |. \,_,.:\" _,-' | | ,/ /|| | -'_,-' | | / \,|"/'-'_,,' / | | |/,' / | | | |' | | | -. --._ | / ''''' `._ | | -. | / `. ,-''''-. / ',-' '-. / .,' `-. _. / .`\ /\ ___ ,- |/_. | '`.` |_,-| `. ''`-`___-\ |,'''--.'. | `. _./ \ || ...| `.\_ [- o o [__., `. | \ / | `\ ,'- / .| ' \| o o | /' -|| \____/||/ | ,____, |/' .'| \/\/ '\ _.-'| / \/\/ \ |'. |_,`..._.,.. \ "----`. |. | /`. | '-' | -._ _/ | ' " |_.--'`--. | \ /''-- \'