X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,5ac13466a642d3d8,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-01-17 13:31:51 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!sn-xit-02!supernews.com!isdnet!newsfeed.wirehub.nl!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!news-lei1.dfn.de!news-fra1.dfn.de!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!213.242.128.42!not-for-mail From: "Joaquim G�ndara" Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Nerd Boy, episode 157-163 (guest artists) Date: Thu, 17 Jan 2002 22:35:20 +0100 Lines: 531 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.242.128.42 X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 1011303108 32881850 213.242.128.42 (16 [102694]) X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:13852 ----- a portal? where does it lead? . ` ' OO : .||. | ______________ bb ____|____________________ hey this is wrong, this is 3D... ' i can only move in two dimensions! ' ' , . | OO _: |_.||._______________ | / bb /|_ ___|/___________________ // /|_ |_ // /|______________ |_ // |_______________ ____ LET ME OUT! /|_ ` ___ // /|_ OO |_ // /|______.||.____ |_ // bb EXIT |_______________ ' ' . : ' ____ | | /|_ * |______| ___ // /|_ OO / /| |_ // /|_______________________.((.___/ /_|________ |_ // bb |_________________________________________________ EXIT ' ' . : ' okay, stay calm, there has to be a way. |______| , / / OO ____/ /__.||.______________ bb /\ ________________________________/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \________________ \ / \/_______________ ___ wheeee /\ , this place isn't so bad ___/ OO after all. i wanna stay here \.\\' , \ bb\ OO \ \____________ _____.||._____________ \ / bb \/___________ ______________________ d'oh! ' , ' OO [ EXIT > ' | ____________.||.____________||_______________: | bb | /| _________________________________ ______|/ | / / | | / /| | | / / | | | / /__|______|__|_________________ / /_____________________________________ | lf | ----- Mmm... Bungie. Try it. It's cool. That should be fun. , ` ,,, OO oo .||' .[]. _______________ db_____ ||____ _____ _____________ |_____| | | | | | | | | | | | ,,, oo .[]. ________________________________ _ ||_ _____________ |_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | A-A-A-AH! q , q\/ /OO John, come here, quick! , ,,, oo] .[]' ________________________________ _ ||_ ____________ |_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | OW! | | | , | | qp | |__\\,_____| We need a deeper gap. , __ ,,, /\ /__] oo /\/\\/:::\ .[]. /__) )_:::| ________________________________ _ ||_ __ (oooooo)_ |_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | qp | Gr |__\\,_____| ----- ___.-==============================-.___ _( )_ __( )__ ( Mandy ) Thinking about ( NerdBoy ) (___) (___) '-==============================-' Merry Christmas from Mandy .-. ____________ (oo)`__________ ( New graphics((+) New sound ) '-''-''-''-'(_:__)''-''-''-' * * * * * * * She Knows! She always knew. _ `O |_) |_(-_[__] ______ | |Z| \ ____________________ ===================================================================== tinker tinkeR ( yank ) tinkER ( jerk ) tinKER tiNKER ( push ) tINKER ( pull ) TINKER ...... sigh _ O` |_) _[_,\ ____________| | | |(\ [ ___________ ===============.* INSTALLED *.======================================= Start - zzzzzzzzz - beep - new hardware detected - proceed - yes _ O |_)_ |_ |-_[__] ______ | |L| \ ____________________ ===================================================================== Notice that NerdBoy is as close to the monitor as he can be. For some reason its human nature to get as close as possible to potential danger. Much like sticking your face in the windshield of the car and watching it smack the pole. ___.-==============================-.___ __( )__ _( )_ ( NerdBoy ) Thinking about ( Mandy ) (___) (___) '-==============================-' .----------, ( Mandy, ( \ \ ( E-mail ( \ \ ( Send ( `----------` `. _ `O |_) |_(-_[__] ______ | |Z| \ ____________________ NerdBoy is attempting to reach Mandy. Thanking her for the precious gifts. Realizing that it is 31 December 2001 asking for her time. .----------, ( E-mail ( \ returned \ ( NO ( \ SUCH \ ( ADDRESS ( `----------` `. _ `O |_) |_(-_[__] ______ | |Z| \ ____________________ ===================================================================== Where could she be ? * . * * . * * . * . * . * . * . * . . * * * . . * . * . /\ / -\ /= * \ =============================================================LGB===== Maybe next year. -.( o) .- ----- What the heck is [] It's my new time machine! Do this supposed to be? .-==-. you like the design? ` |[][]| , ~.. |[][]| OO >> |[][]| .||. __|\___|____|__dd___________ Not particularly. Does [] But of course! Would you like it actually work? .-==-. a demonstration? ` |[][]| , ~.. |[][]| \OO .>>. |[][]| ||. __||___|____|__dd___________ How could I say no? [] Stand back! No! Oh, go on .-==-. Here goes... then... ` |[][]| , ~.. |[][]| OO .>>. |[][]| -||. __||___|____|__dd___________ It is 10:45am [] ` .-==-. Amazing, huh? |[][]| , ~-- |[][]| OO .>>. |[][]| .||. __||_______|____|________dd___________ LATER... Not this stupid Time [] Don't worry. I've ironed out Machine again... .-==-. the bugs and now it works ` |[][]| , perfectly. ~-- |[][]| OO .>>, |[][]| .||. __||___|____|__dd___________ Why do I have this [] Don't worry. Nothing could impending feeling of .-==-. possibly go wrong... er, doom... ` |[][]| , stand back anyway. ~.. |[][]| OO .>>, |[][]| -||. __/|___|____|__dd___________ Nothing happened, idiot. [] I thought you said you'd .-==-. Er... behind you... ironed out the ` |[][]| , bugs! ~.. |[][]| OO .>>. |[][]| -||. __||______|____|______dd___________ [] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! .-==-. ` |[][]| OO ..~ |[][]| OO .||. \<>. .<<. bb || ___________________________ Tee Hee Why am I what?? ` ' %oo% ..~ OO .>>. .<<. <||. bb || dd ___________________________ %oo% ~.. OO .>>. .>>. .||. bb || dd ___________________________ She better be a relative, and I don't mean a clone ` %oo% ~-- OO .>>. .>>--))- bb / \ dd ___________________________ 01110011 01101000 01100101 01101001 01110011 01100110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001 `. `. 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 ' %oo% OO ~-- .>>. .||. .>> bb dd |\ _______________________________________ You better not be talking about me! We aren't | | No way | , ` ` %oo% OO ..~ .>>. .||. -<< bb bb / \ MJP_______________________________________ ----- It's 4 O'clock in the I woke up and went to get a drink morning! Why are you of water and decided to check my sitting at your computer? email on the way back to bed. / / _ ~.. (_| O .>>. [__]_ )_| ____ || __________________________ | |d| | ______________________ You need to seriously reconsider your relationship LOL. I don't have a problem. with your computer! / / _ ~.. (_| O .>>. [__]_ )_| ___________ || ___________________ | |d| | ______________________ Well for a start normal I don't think that's a serious people laugh, they don't problem. None of my close friends say "LOL". have ever suggested I have a problem. \ _ / ~.. (_| O .>>. [__]_ )_| ____________________________ || __ | |d| | ______________________ Which close friends? KK, Vapid, Redan.. \ _ / ..~ (_| O .<<. [__]_ )_| ___________________ || ___________ | |d| | ______________________ ..and are these people I don't know, I've never.... male of female? ah, I get your point. / _ / ..~ (_| O .<<. [__]_ )_| _______ || _______________________ | |d| | ___________________dp_ ----- ___ _ _ |_ _| |_( )___ * | || _|/(_-< * |___|\__| /__/... ,--. / ,-------- OO --. | \ \ |`-._____((_____`-. +-+-+ ________ |__|_____ bb ____|| | | | ____ *... Monty Python's...* ,--. / ,------- OO ---. | \ \ |`-._____||_____`-. +-+-+ ________ |__|_____ bb ____|| | | | ____ *...Flying Circus...* ,--. / ,------ --. | \ \ |`-._____||_____`-. +-+-+ ________ |__|_____ bb ____|| | | | ____ ` ; : , | : | | | : | . | . : . ; . , "--__ ___ And now for something , """""" ) completely different. . `. ,' , ( `. `. `. ..~ . `._;._;-' .<<. KaK_______ .____..----.._____,-" ________ || __________ ----- There. Are you happy, Timofei? :) -jg