X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,dec5cb49cc423116,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-12-15 13:21:48 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!logbridge.uoregon.edu!newsfeed.cwix.com!wn14feed!worldnet.att.net!204.127.198.204!attbi_feed4!attbi.com!rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net.POSTED!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Fuzzball On Trial, Part 3 From: Eurakarte Organization: http://www.eurakarte.com Message-ID: User-Agent: Xnews/5.04.25 X-Plankton-Plankton: Yes Lines: 91 NNTP-Posting-Host: 12.227.9.12 X-Complaints-To: abuse@attbi.com X-Trace: rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net 1039987304 12.227.9.12 (Sun, 15 Dec 2002 21:21:44 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 15 Dec 2002 21:21:44 GMT Date: Sun, 15 Dec 2002 21:21:48 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:21103 Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/15/02] Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball On Trial III" =================================================================== ||| Okay, Fuzzball! The other lawyer may ----- have captured the hearts of the jury, /;;;\ but I think I can win them over with | O| /my brilliant evidence and cunning | v| arguments! \---/ | \/\/\ Don't screw things -+- /0 / _/up too badly. / \ \\/\/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- ||| Now then, for my first ----- witness, I'd like to /;;;\ call the police officer |O | at the crime scene! \______ |v | \---/ | .------------- -+- | / \ | ------------------------------------------------------------------- ||| Officer Murphy, Yeah, I saw the whole thing. ----- can you de- The fuzzball yelled out to the /]]]\ /;;;\ scribe in your passenger- he looked a lot like |O ]| | O| /own words what you- "Hey, I bet I can clear \_|- | | v| happened? that shrub!" and hit the gas. \---/ \---/ _|_ | .------------- -+- | / \ | ------------------------------------------------------------------- ||| You can't object to ----- _|_ Your honor, ----- your own witness! .---------- I object! /;;;\ | \ | O| | \_____ | o| But he's not helping my | \---/ --case! For my next witness, | | I call the Fluffy Fluffball | -+- to the stand! | / \ | ------------------------------------------------------------------- ||| Now then, Ms. Fluffball, you are ----- romantically involved with the /;;;\ defendant, correct? | O| / | o| ___/ Um, yes. \/"/\ \---/ \_____ /0 / | \ Would you describe .------------- -+- \___ him as a good person? | / \ | ------------------------------------------------------------------- ||| Well, yes, I think so. ----- \ /;;;\ \ | O| So you deny that he once \ | o| --"accidentally" set fire \____\/"\\ \---/ to a food drive? Or that /0 \ | he embezzled money from .------------- -+- a charity coalition? | / \ | ------------------------------------------------------------------- ||| ----- Sherman! You're on OUR side! /;;;\ \ | O| \ | o| \__Oh, yeah. Um, no \____ \\"\/ \---/ further questions, \0 \ | your honor. .------------- -+- | / \ | ------------------------------------------------------------------- AND SO ||| Your honor, the 3.8 ----- /===\ jury finds the seconds. /;;;\ |O O| defendant guilty How long were \ |O | | o | _/ on all counts. they deliberating? \__|n | \---/ \____ \/\// \---/ | \ 0\ _|_ -+- ------------------- / \ | =================================================================== The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eurakarte@attbi.com The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://www.eurakarte.com/ -- //Eurakarte Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. http://www.eurakarte.com