X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,10f353214c2987f9,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-12-14 15:57:11 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!wn11feed!wn14feed!worldnet.att.net!204.127.198.203!attbi_feed3!attbi.com!rwcrnsc53.POSTED!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Fuzzball On Trial, Part 2 From: Eurakarte Organization: http://www.eurakarte.com Message-ID: User-Agent: Xnews/5.04.25 X-Plankton-Plankton: Yes Lines: 91 NNTP-Posting-Host: 12.227.9.12 X-Complaints-To: abuse@attbi.com X-Trace: rwcrnsc53 1039910234 12.227.9.12 (Sat, 14 Dec 2002 23:57:14 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 14 Dec 2002 23:57:14 GMT Date: Sat, 14 Dec 2002 23:57:14 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:21088 Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/14/02] Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball On Trial II" =================================================================== ||| The other guy's doing some- ----- thing called "opening state- /;;;\ ments". I don't think we Sherman, I don't |O O| _/got to that in law school think lawyers wear | - | yet. hats in the \___ \\/\\ \---/ courtroom. \0 0\ _|_ ==== ==== ------------------------------------------- | | ------------------------------------------------------------------- Your Honor, and ladies He then left the scene, and gentlemen of the ////\ swearing loudly because he jury, the man on trial | O| dripped some of his Slurpee today is a heinous, \___ | o| __/on her unconscious body. sadistic criminal. He is \---/ charged with running into a | young girl at a 7-11 store. -+- / \ ------------------------------------------------------------------- We must also consider his history. He's been charged in the past with six counts '\ /===\ /\\\\ of reckless driving, 47 counts of public O| | O| |O | _/drunkenness, grand theft auto, and also -| | -| |o | bilked Carbo-Nation City out of tens of -/ \---/ \---/ thousands of dollars during a stint as _ _|_ | mayor. Can we, the public, afford to let ----------, -+- this man go free? That's all I have to | / \ say, your honor. ------------------------------------------------------------------- | ||| -----, \ ----- | Mr. Oppenheimer, /;;;\ /===\ /'''\ | your opening |O | |O | |O | | statements? |- | |- | |- | | \---/ \---/ \---/ | | _|_ _|_ | -+- .------------ | / \ | ------------------------------------------------------------------- | ||| -----, ----- | Um, did not! /;;;\ /===\ /'''\ | \ |O | |O | |O | | \______ |n | |- | |- | | \---/ \---/ \---/ | | _|_ _|_ | -+- .------------ | / \ | ------------------------------------------------------------------- AND SO I got knocked over by a | big car at the store. | Tracie, can you ////\ Mister Doctor says I /OOOo | tell these nice | O| have to be hooked up \ |O)oo ____ people what \__| -| to this machine \__ |n o | _ happened to you? \---/ for a long, long \---/_|/ \/ | time. .------------------ -+- | / \ | ------------------------------------------------------------------- *WHEEZE* *BEEEEP* SHE'S FLATLINING! *HACK* \ GET THE MEDICS! ////\ *COUGH* /OOOo \ / | O| \_____ |O)oo ____ / | o| |o o | ____/ \---/ \---/_|---- | .------------------ -+- | / \ | ------------------------------------------------------------------- ||| ----- /;;;\ SHE'S FAKING IT! |O O| \ | - | \ \\/\\ \---/ \__ \0 0\ _|_ ==== ==== ------------------------------------------- | | =================================================================== The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eurakarte@eurakarte.com The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://www.eurakarte.com/ -- //Eurakarte Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. http://www.eurakarte.com