X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,cd8cecc8f4723b15,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-12-17 17:19:57 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!cyclone.bc.net!sjc70.webusenet.com!news.webusenet.com!wn12feed!wn13feed!worldnet.att.net!204.127.198.203!attbi_feed3!attbi.com!sccrnsc01.POSTED!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Ask Dr. Fuzzball 2 From: Eurakarte Organization: http://www.eurakarte.com Message-ID: User-Agent: Xnews/5.04.25 X-Plankton-Plankton: Yes Lines: 90 NNTP-Posting-Host: 12.227.9.12 X-Complaints-To: abuse@attbi.com X-Trace: sccrnsc01 1040174395 12.227.9.12 (Wed, 18 Dec 2002 01:19:55 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 18 Dec 2002 01:19:55 GMT Date: Wed, 18 Dec 2002 01:19:56 GMT Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:21135 Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/17/02] Today's Adventure: "Ask Dr. Fuzzball 2" ================================================================ Hello, folks! Welcome to another in- stallment of "Ask Dr. Fuzzball", where I'll answer some questions from my loyal fans. / \/\\/ ____/ /0 0\ ----------- | | ---------------------------------------------------------------- Today's question comes from Jason Blugh who writes "Dear Fuzzball, I just can't seem to talk to girls at parties. They aren't interested in me. What can I do?" Well, Jason, you may be a poor conver- \/\\/ / sationalist! Or you may be ugly. But \0 0\ I can't help you with that. ----------- | | ---------------------------------------------------------------- To help you out, Jason, my cohort Sherman is going to demonstrate what /;;;\ NOT to say to girls at parties! If | O| you hear anything you might say, | v| /you might need to brush up on your \---/ \\/\\ conversational skills! | \0 0\ -+- ----------- / \ | | ---------------------------------------------------------------- There are black helicopters following me around. It's /;;;\ /oOoo cause I know the Illuminati's | O| |O Ooo secrets. \___ | -| |- Oo / \---/ \---/O \____/ uuuuu | | O ----------------- -+- -+- o | | / \ / \ ---------------------------------------------------------------- And so that's how they get /;;;\ the rennet /\\\\ | O| /out of baby |O)\\ | v| cows! |n \\ \---/ \---/\ / | | \ \____/ uuuuu -+- -+- ----------------- / \ / \ | | ---------------------------------------------------------------- Well, it turns ,-.,-. __ out that they /;;;\ /)))) ,-.() ) | can ban you from | O| |O ))) ( `-)`-' | | the zoo for life \_| -| |- )) `-'| | __| if they catch \---/ \---)) \'.| - | you. | | \|| __| -+- -+- | | / \ / \ | ---------------------------------------------------------------- Wow, are you ______ ####\ /;;;\ fat! |== | ### O| |O | / |== || | ## o| |v | ___/ |______| \---/ \---/ |oo -- | | | |______| -+- -+- | | / \ / \ ---------------------------------------------------------------- We hope you Fuzzball, pepper found today's /;;;\ spray really installation of |# |_/hurts when it 'Ask Dr. Fuzzball' |n | gets sprayed in educational. \ \\/\\ \---/ your eye! \__ \0 0\ | ----------- -+- | | / \ ================================================================ The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eurakarte@attbi.com The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://www.eurakarte.com/ -- //Eurakarte Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. http://www.eurakarte.com